- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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"In America, comedian sits on chair," begins Yakov Smirnoff, world-famous sit down comedian, from his bar stool on stage. The crowd tenses with anticipation. They have an inkling of what might be coming next, but they cannot quite bring themselves to hope for something so brilliant, so audacious.
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Oct 25, 2016 20:12
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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Comedy was trying to be clever in class, but the teacher was having none of that.
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Oct 25, 2016 20:57
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- social vegan
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carrot top stares into his tickle trunk at a tiny stool with the cue card taped to it reading "stool sample" he pauses, is it even worth it anymore
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Oct 25, 2016 21:11
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- Djeser
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it's crow time again
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"so i sit down on the subway," the comic begins. "and this guy, comes, he comes and he sits down beside me." he makes a wide-eyed gesture. we all know this situation. "so now we're on this subway, sitting. him and me, we're sitting next to each other." it's something that's always gone unspoken but he's finally putting words to it. "and then, get this--we get to a stop, and he gets up. but i'm still sitting there like," he motions exasperatedly at an imaginary chair next to his. the camera cuts to shots of the audience standing and eating dinner from their hands. they laugh and stamp their feet, because it's rude to applaud when your hands are full.
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Oct 25, 2016 22:21
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carrot top stares into his tickle trunk at a tiny stool with the cue card taped to it reading "stool sample" he pauses, is it even worth it anymore
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Oct 25, 2016 22:27
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*Chris Hanson walks onto stage. Audience erupts into laughter*
"So hey, you guys want to tell me why you are here?" *chuckling*
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Oct 26, 2016 14:48
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Clint Eastwood brings a president on stage for a bit he has planned for his politics speech.
"So you all might have noticed the chair this president is sitting on, and I ju-"
*silence*
"No chair, you'll have to wait your turn for me to sit on you, Obama is not done sitting yet"
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Oct 26, 2016 21:06
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- Sensible_Psycho
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Without me, it's just aweso.
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He's just sitting what we're all thinking
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