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i drink a lot so sometimes i just open the back door and stand in the door frame and piss in the yard. i started killing the grass though so ive cut back (on the grass pissing - not the boozing). is that alpha or alcoholic?
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but what's the most ALF way to urinate?
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Oct 30, 2016 01:14
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the most Alfalfa way to urinate?
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Oct 30, 2016 02:25
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yo mamma a Horus posted:from the makers of gogurt i used to take gogurts and line them down roads and hide behind a sign or some bushes when cars would hit them they shoot yogurt out like a yogurt gun in the end direction being 12 owned
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Oct 30, 2016 04:51
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I burst into the restroom naked astride a brilliant wide charger, and letting out a fearsome shriek begin to gallop along the urinals. Dick in hand to control the flow, my stream hits each target dead centre. As I reach the end I turn my horse and begin to attack the stalls. This my friends, is Mongolian piss archery.
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Oct 30, 2016 05:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve0Ufrv-T0s cooler than any of us will ever be
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Oct 30, 2016 08:06
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This guy gets it:
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Oct 30, 2016 09:22
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drop your trousers in the middle of the room and catheterise yourself then drain the bag into the urinal
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Oct 30, 2016 12:39
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a cool party trick is just to stab yourself through the bladder with a (sterile!!) ice pick and then just flex your core and watch the piss shoot out
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Oct 30, 2016 14:26
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I was in the hospital helping a friend take a piss today which is maybe the least alpha way to piss imaginable but when we got there someone had left the toilet seat lid closed and a full collection piss jug of bright yellow piss on top of the toilet seat and I was extremely impressed by whoever left it there to assert dominance
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Oct 30, 2016 14:39
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does pissing on railroad tracks directed towards a public crossing count since my boss has done that a few times
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Oct 30, 2016 14:46
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Those suck by the way because no vagina is the same so making a seal is pretty much impossible, only real way to do it is move the lips apart in a really annoying way
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Oct 30, 2016 14:47
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Oct 30, 2016 15:23
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http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2016/07/15/read-victims-full-statement-vanderbilt-rape-case/87132264/
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Oct 30, 2016 16:41
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Pee onto a beta's lower back and then the pee runs down their crack where another beta is happily lapping up the waterfall of piss while both of their wives watch.
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Oct 30, 2016 18:23
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Sometimes during a violent rain and thunderstorm, I make it a point to stand outside in my backyard, arms akimbo, dick out, with a lit cigarette in my mouth, to piss without the use of my hands and tell nature to suck my nuts. It's pretty refreshing, actually. E: I actually yell at nature over the noise of the storm, to be clear. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Oct 30, 2016 18:44
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Those suck by the way because no vagina is the same so making a seal is pretty much impossible, only real way to do it is move the lips apart in a really annoying way keep going..
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Oct 30, 2016 19:06
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Pee in my mouth then spit into a potted plant. This but at a public bar, and vomit it into an empty beer glass.
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Oct 30, 2016 19:42
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a bone to pick posted:... superalphas actually poo poo in the urinal.  Captain Colostomy Bag. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Oct 30, 2016 19:45
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I just go into the parking garage and fill up the nearest gas tank? Seems wasteful otherwise 
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Oct 30, 2016 20:04
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urine isnt toxic until you drink it 3 times in a row so i always try to drink it twice to make sure I'm getting 100% of the fluid and vitamins/minerals that are usually excreted wastefully as urine
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Oct 30, 2016 20:14
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Oct 30, 2016 21:36
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The CGI for Waterworld of the Apes is lookin' dope.
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Oct 30, 2016 22:28
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I lie flat on the floor and piss through a knot in one of boards onto the dirt under my house
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Oct 30, 2016 22:50
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Ya ever meet a guy and you're like "I am gonna get along just fine" with this guy.
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Oct 30, 2016 23:08
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stand as close to the urinal wall as possible and shake hands with everyone present in the restroom afterwards before walking out without washing your hands
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Oct 30, 2016 23:56
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I pee in the city water reservoir so every beta and women drink my piss.
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Oct 31, 2016 01:41
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cut your lower belly open when in front of others and spray that piss out directly out of your bladder organ
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Nov 3, 2016 11:39
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We're gonna need more urine bags
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Nov 3, 2016 12:15
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If I can't make it to my piss refinery in time I try to keep a piss jug handy in case I need to go while I'm in my car, boat, or travelling by train.
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Nov 3, 2016 19:52
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You'll need a few things. 1) a nosy neighbor who wants to gently caress with your house 2) a mattress 3) a crippling addiction to alcohol 4) a couple of heater 5) a fan 6) a cat
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the most "alpha" way to "urinate" is to piss on the bodies of your victims you fuckin kids don't do poo poo these days
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