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Now friends, I would like to thank you all for your hard work here in the breakfast mines. It has been many moons since our Great Leader FluffieDuckie struck syrup out in the old newbie avatar thread. And ever since that moment breakfast has put this forum on the map. I am sure you all remember toiling day and night to construct the Basalt Ziggurat and to be frank no one wants to go back to that. Now that we live in a breakfast based economy BYOB is thriving. We can afford anything we need when trading with the other forums and keep pillagers at bay. In honor of our Great Leader I, your overseer, am willing to offer a glorious six our vacation to anyone brings me a great breakfast that we can use as promo material. Happy mining! Non compliance is unwise. |
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Here was my most recent breakfast. Smoked brisket hash with jalapeño pepper, potatoes, cumin-spiked carrots and some other stuff and sunny up eggs with tortillas. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Nov 15, 2016 23:47
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joke_explainer posted:Here was my most recent breakfast. Now I am incredibly impressed. This might be a candidate for our national flag!
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Nov 16, 2016 01:06
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Uh Vynar I know this is a bad time but we just lost the recirculation and slurry pump for the the raw syrup distillation column C. So uh we had to do an emergency shut down on unit C and we're running A and B now at full capacity so we're down about 33% we're looking at it right now... I'm sorry I know this is a really bad time... You know the bean counters are not going to be happy about this. Call maintenance. After they have fixed the issue have them thrown into the syrup vaults if they don't find a culprit. Don't tell them that though or they will just blame Steve again. You can flog yourself if you want. I may be a jerk but I don't shoot the messenger. -- The management Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Nov 16, 2016 ---------------- |
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Three-Phase posted:Uh Vynar I know this is a bad time but we just lost the recirculation and slurry pump for the the raw syrup distillation column C. So uh we had to do an emergency shut down on unit C and we're running A and B now at full capacity so we're down about 33% we're looking at it right now... I... I think a message just entered into my brain on its own... Yes! It's a breakfast database miracle! Praise Ray-Dium! Yes sir! ---------------- |
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Nov 16, 2016 01:39
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Three-Phase posted:I... I think a message just entered into my brain on its own... Yes! Praise Vynar! Yes sir! yes this was all planned and had nothing to do with a new shiny edit button being next to the quote one
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Nov 16, 2016 01:40
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i got tastebud cancer from all the syrup fumes but the company won't help pay for my treatment |
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Nov 16, 2016 03:58
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i remember the day that they found the whipped cream vein. the day my daddy died |
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Nov 16, 2016 03:59
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Ok we replaced the bearings, meggered the motor, and threw Steve into the vault. We should be bringing unit C online in about thirty minutes once we're done with all the prechecks and take off all the locks... It should be producing in about an hour at half capacity then we'll bring it up to full. That cost us about 4,000 barrels of refined syrup production but we didn't lose much feedstock. We'll do checks on the other bearings the next time we take A and B down. Hey talk to Joe from drafting he can print huge versions of those breakfast pictures on the plotter. Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Nov 16, 2016 ---------------- |
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Nov 16, 2016 04:38
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Three-Phase posted:Ok we replaced the bearings, meggered the motor, and threw Steve into the vault. We should be bringing unit C online in about thirty minutes once we're done with all the prechecks and take off all the locks... It should be producing in about an hour at half capacity then we'll bring it up to full. That cost us about 4,000 barrels of refined syrup production but we didn't lose much feedstock. We'll do checks on the other bearings the next time we take A and B down. Good job, I am going to promote you to sub overseer
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Nov 16, 2016 14:01
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Farecoal posted:i remember the day that they found the whipped cream vein. the day my daddy died all for the greater good. Further complaints may result in 6 hours of unclogging the sausage gravy ducts.
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Nov 16, 2016 14:03
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no blood for syrup keep it in the ground |
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Nov 16, 2016 14:17
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OSHA requirements states that every foreman must be able to properly identify why kids love the cinnamon toast flavor of cinnamon toast crunch.
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Nov 17, 2016 02:54
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Plebian Parasite posted:OSHA requirements states that every foreman must be able to properly identify why kids love the cinnamon toast flavor of cinnamon toast crunch. It is the taste you can see.
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Plebian Parasite posted:OSHA requirements states that every foreman must be able to properly identify why kids love the cinnamon toast flavor of cinnamon toast crunch. |
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Nov 17, 2016 13:55
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are there any jobs here? I'm pretty good with a spoon |
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Nov 18, 2016 00:28
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UNIT C IS ON FIRE. I REPEAT THE SYRUP CRACKING UNIT IS ON FIRE. Shutdown and evacuate all units. Downwind area will be evacuated for a half-mile. First responders are going to be marshaled near the granola mill building and we're gonna roll out firefighting equipment past the orange juice ponds. It's the '92 incident all over again... ---------------- |
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Nov 18, 2016 03:00
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*Man in lab coat runs his finger across the mine wall and tastes it* No no, this is much too flaky. This isn't a pop tart vein at all! This is a toaster strudel vein! *He turns to the nearby miners wild-eyed* DID YOU FIND THE FROSTING PACKET? *The walls of the mine groan ominously*
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Nov 18, 2016 03:15
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 call me a sellout but corporate breakfast is the future (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Nov 18, 2016 03:36
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i remember, my ma dressed me and my brothers up real nice for the funeral. we was all sad of course, my dad had been a hardworking, honest man, but with the whipped cream vein? boom times ahead. and we was so proud, my dad died giving such a big gift to our little town. and then after the service they brought the first bucket of cream into the square. Mr. Chocula, the owner, went to taste the first batch. and that was when my world fell apart, cause as soon as the cream entered his mouth his eyes went all wide and he spat it out right in front of everyone. you see, it wasn't whipped cream. it was fool's cream. Cool Whip. |
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Nov 18, 2016 03:50
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Head Supervisor: Alright, last assignment *chuckes* guarding the lucky charms vault we have *chortles* Seamus O'Sullivan! *full on laughter* Don't forget the green safety vest, Seamus.
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Plebian Parasite posted:Head Supervisor: Alright, last assignment *chuckes* guarding the lucky charms vault we have *chortles* Seamus O'Sullivan! *full on laughter* Don't forget the green safety vest, Seamus.
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Nov 18, 2016 08:30
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Get this drat mine working. I do not care how many people you have to throw into the syrup vaults. Delays are unacceptable. Do I need to remind you all what the duck will do those who cannot or will not comply?
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Nov 18, 2016 10:47
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see this here? *points to scar on tongue* I got that in the food war when I stepped on a breakfast mine..
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Once upon a time (when you created this thread) I purchased a food I am not proud of, and I ate that food, which turned out to be not that great. A spicy breakfast hotdog.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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*whispering to another miner during a meal break* "No, you see the only reason that we still work for this rear end in a top hat is because of the social stigma that says that we have to. We have all the strudel, the sausage, the cereals, and the waffles. We keep this mine for ourselves and in two weeks they'll fold" "Why would they fold?" "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, comrade" |
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Speaking of Hot Dogs, Here was my breakfast (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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my breakfast this morning: black tea and rye sandwiches with cold smoked beef (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
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THE MODS ARE SLEEPING, POST BREAKFAST
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Dec 13, 2016 23:18
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 chocolate chip bagel with hazelnut cream cheese the only acceptable kind of bagel (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Dec 14, 2016 01:12
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Breakfast: Coffee and Seeds I'd be honored to have your signature on my rap sheet Vynar (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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quote:If you could emphasis the beef a bit more and get back to me I think we would have something here. Done:  There are also gingerbread pigs with milk, and the tea was upgraded to builder's brew. e: could you also give me some cool animal in the probe reason? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
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