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that's right, there's some good .news and here it is: all you have to do is live by the example of Steve and your salvation is assured through the good grace of Computer but do not be deceived by the false steves, who prowl like trojan bootdisks seeing whom they may reformat, for they seek to condemn you to an eternity of separation from the one true Computer so be on guard against (computer)wickedness at all times and obey the teachings of the one true Steve angry_keebler fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Nov 22, 2016 |
# ? Nov 22, 2016 20:19 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 14:11 |
if he's such a good prophet why is he dead?
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 20:33 |
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so fruit juice enemas guarantee eternal salvation?
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 21:14 |
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What does that make Tim Cook?
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 21:24 |
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Ummmm, actually, it's the Word of Woz that's holy and sacred, tia
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:26 |
Migishu posted:Ummmm, actually, it's the Word of Woz that's holy and sacred, tia forever and ever amen
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 22:45 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:if he's such a good prophet why is he dead? he isn't tho
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 07:13 |
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George posted:he isn't tho if you get to believe this, then im gonna keep on believin that Roddy Piper is still out there somewhere
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 08:20 |
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Alzabo posted:if you get to believe this, then im gonna keep on believin that Roddy Piper is still out there somewhere piper your angus brudda
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 08:58 |
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Don't fear the Reiser
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 18:47 |
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when i started this thread i knew there would be some heretics boasting about the greatness of one false steve or another, but i didn't expect every single poster to have been corrupted by one of the many destevers i can only hope that you all turn away from the path of wickedness and begin to follow the correct path of the teachings of the one true Steve
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 20:46 |
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only steve (stebe) is a true bootdisattva. 'if you see a woz on the information superhighway, kill -9 %him'
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# ? Nov 23, 2016 20:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIWk8YsLZgE
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 11:09 |
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Captain Foo posted:Don't fear the Reiser
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 17:31 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:What does that make Tim Cook? the jesus
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 19:24 |
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PleasingFungus posted:only steve (stebe) is a true bootdisattva. 'if you see a woz on the information superhighway, kill -9 %him'
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 19:49 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 21:11 |
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actually there is one true God Who Art In Heaven, Gunpei Yokoi, as revealed by His Prophet On Earth, Shigeru Miyamoto (pbuh)
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 21:42 |
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actually, the true steve is among us today
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 23:44 |
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carry on then posted:actually, the true steve is among us today
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 04:32 |
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carry on then posted:actually, the true steve is among us today high energy!
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 04:44 |
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someone get that bible camp gif but change it to Steve Ballmers face on every kid tia
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 05:06 |
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Steve Ballmer could kick the rear end of everyone in YOSPOS.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 05:10 |
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:Steve Ballmer could kick the rear end of everyone in YOSPOS. another false steve, with a corrupted theology that tells the faithful they cannot access Computer without first paying indulgences to developers, developers, developers, developers
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 21:12 |
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Steve jobs died in 2011.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 08:05 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:Apple died in 2011.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 14:55 |
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apple died way earlier than that, people just didn't notice it until stebe died
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 16:59 |
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jobs was a con man who got lucky
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 16:51 |
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Maximum Leader posted:jobs was a con man who got lucky don't post about trump
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 17:07 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:What does that make Tim Cook? doesn't he also take fruit juice in his bum?
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 17:34 |
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The One True Steve (pc be upon Him)
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