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Who would you pardon from execution
a Nazi
a Pedophile
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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

or come up with your own situations one must die one must be pardoned

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Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

I don't think Stalin should have killed Tukachevsky and a lot of his military staff. Maybe he should've killed Beria, Molotov, etc, instead.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

no its like you can only pardon 1 from multi:sigh:

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!
Aside from the Jesus one you already mentioned I can't think of any times where there was a multiple choice pardon thing. Are there actually others?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

gently caress, marry, kill

jesus, god the father, the holy spirit

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Breakfast All Day posted:

gently caress, marry, kill

jesus, god the father, the holy spirit

gently caress Jesus, that guy is good at love

Marry the father, can do anything for you

kill the holy spirit, I still don't understand what that means

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i would pardon charlie manson because really his worst crime was convincing a bunch of hippies to kill some celebrities or something

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

gently caress Jesus, that guy is good at love

Marry the father, can do anything for you

kill the holy spirit, I still don't understand what that means

i think the holy spirit is the one that makes everyone happy and give out poresents during christmas?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



doly pardon is a famuos pardon and she has big boobs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VectorSigma posted:

doly pardon is a famuos pardon and she has big boobs

is she still around? gotta be like in her 80s now

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

is she still around? gotta be like in her 80s now

She still looks good. I'd bone her FYI. :fap:

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
You do realize that the alleged pardoning of Barabbas was really just the first blood libel against jews?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'd rip off a super loud fifty second fart and maybe poo poo myself a little at the end and then tip my cap and say "pardon me"

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I would pardon Hitler

:godwin:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Is the president really pardoning a turkey, or is he choosing which turkey to eat?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Is the president really pardoning a turkey, or is he choosing which turkey to eat?

depends if he pardons you or not you loving turkey

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*looks at some kid with feathered blond hair kneeling with his chin perched on his elegantly manicured fist*


yes, mmm hmmm go on

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Fetus Tree may be premaprobatd but that doesnt stop people from voting in polls *eyes the 1 vote for pedophile*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

Fetus Tree may be premaprobatd but that doesnt stop people from voting in polls *eyes the 1 vote for pedophile*

hmmm

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I'd pardon shitposters who always go for the obvious joke about how the thread is terrible and, by extension, op.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
STOP!!!

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
pardon my french, motherfucker

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

obama should pardon every black person

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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Moridin920 posted:

i would pardon charlie manson because really his worst crime was convincing a bunch of hippies to kill some celebrities or something

He was at least guilty of attempted murder (he didn't realize the guy he shot wasn't dead).

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