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Baloogan posted:this is just the liberal elite getting back at the Common Man for brexiting No I think you got that backwards friend. The Elite in Britain are all horrible perverts, why would they ban Porno.
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Deki posted:No I think you got that backwards friend. 
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Deki posted:No I think you got that backwards friend. Mercrom posted:Because the porno they like is already banned.
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Nov 27, 2016 11:43
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Don't worry lads we'll be able to keep the fisting vids so long as we use performers with less fingers than normal. Finally Norfolk will be the home of the UK smut industry.
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jBrereton posted:Don't worry lads we'll be able to keep the fisting vids so long as we use performers with less fingers than normal. Finally Norfolk will be the home of the UK smut industry. I think people from Norfolk normally have the opposite issue, too many fingers. Though they are compelled to always insert them all. Because of the webbing.
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Nov 27, 2016 11:53
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i hope amputees or thalomid deformities are still allowed, those are my go-to lately
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:lol "the four-finger rule" every time I think I've heard of the britishest thing ever, I am enlightened anew
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this is like... the least stupid thing the UK has done in the last 6 years, its really stupid, unwanted and pointless but it doesn't actively destroy the nation I'm still gonna feel just a little superior to the guys who elected Donald "genuine mental invalid" Trump even after brexit its all i have left
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Can't wait for some minister to lose the nuke codes to hackers because the only way to watch spanking videos is the 2016 equivalent of limewire
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yeah boarding school culture really skews your fetishes 'You,' Mr Coombes said, pointing the cane at Thwaites, 'Come over here.' Thwaites went forward very slowly. 'Bend over,' Mr Coombes said. Thwaites bent over. Our eyes were riveted on him. We were hypnotized by it all. We knew, of course, that boys got the cane now and again, but we had never heard of anyone being made to watch. 'Tighter, boy, tighter!' Mr Coombes snapped out. 'Touch the ground!' Thwaites touched the carpet with the tips of his fingers. Mr Coombes stood back and took up a firm stance with his legs well apart. I thought how small Thwaites's bottom looked and how very tight it was. Mr Coombes had his eyes focused squarely upon it. He raised the cane high above his shoulder, and as he brought it down, it made a loud swishing sound, and then there was a crack like a pistol shot as it struck Thwaites's bottom. Little Thwaites seemed to lift about a foot into the air and he yelled ?Ow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!' and straightened up like elastic. 'Arder!' shrieked a voice from over in the corner. Now it was our turn to jump. We looked round and there, sitting in one of Mr Coombes's big leather armchairs, was the tiny loathsome figure of Mrs Pratchett! She was bounding up and down with excitement. 'Lay it into 'im!' she was shrieking. 'Let 'im 'ave it! Teach 'im a lesson!' 'Get down, boy!' Mr Coombes ordered. 'And stay down! You get an extra one every time you straighten up!' 'That's tellin' 'im!' shrieked Mrs Pratchett. 'That's tellin' the little blighter!' I could hardly believe what I was seeing. It was like some awful pantomime. The violence was bad enough, and being made to watch it was even worse, but with Mrs Pratchett in the audience the whole thing became a nightmare. Swish-crack! went the cane. 'Ow-w-w-w-w!' yelled Thwaites. 'Arder!' shrieked Mrs Pratchett. 'Stitch 'im up! Make it sting! Tickle 'im up good and proper! Warm 'is backside for 'im! Go on, warm it up, 'Eadmaster!' Thwaites received four strokes, and by gum, they were four real whoppers. 'Next!' snapped Mr Coombes. Thwaites came hopping past us on his toes, clutching his bottom with both hands and yelling, 'Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Owwwww!'
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Nice of Britain to adopt the similar attitudes towards the internet as Saudi Arabia does. Also shouldn't they be censoring the tory party websites if they want to really crack down on sexual deviancy like pedophilia?
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Vox Nihili posted:
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Face sitting. They probably do something english like sit on their face while wearing a big coat and eating eggs. The whole uk is seriously messed up its like a horror movie
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This is what theyre like and are into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPc_7WmLSdU
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Vox Nihili posted:
haha holy poo poo, wow do I feel vanilla now all british porn is aimed at like 50+ dudes and its the grossest poo poo imaginable i remember flipping to the UK version of cinemax whatever it was called as a kid and it was all 50 year old dudes loving catholic schoolgirls or people banging their mums. our country is basically innsmouth
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nopantsjack posted:haha holy poo poo, wow do I feel vanilla now 
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nopantsjack posted:or people banging their mums 
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