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open palm slamming a vhs into the slot. it's chronicles of riddick etc etc
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Nov 25, 2016 12:21
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is masking the sounds of shower masturbation with loud crying
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Nov 25, 2016 12:23
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Remembering that Trump won the election. While receiving a morning blowjob.
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Nov 25, 2016 13:29
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is being a white cismale.
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Nov 25, 2016 14:02
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Soldiers in your cup *machine gun sounds*
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Nov 25, 2016 14:02
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Looks like a good spot to piss.
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morning wood
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Nov 25, 2016 14:09
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is finding lasts nights dick in butt
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Nov 25, 2016 14:29
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taking a nice, long smile into my pillow mirror. Heyyyy beautiful! Looking great today!
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Nov 25, 2016 14:40
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mornin cornin though honestly op i thought this was gonna be your run-up of the old folgers incest commercial
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Nov 25, 2016 15:02
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There is no best part to waking up
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Nov 25, 2016 15:10
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It's knowing you're one day closer to death
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Nov 25, 2016 16:55
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I'm a snoozer
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Anderron Shi posted:I'm a snoozer You're a loozer
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Nov 25, 2016 16:59
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Is a big dick in ur butf
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Nov 25, 2016 17:00
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is whiskey in the cup
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Nov 25, 2016 17:12
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the best part about waking up is the 2+ hours i continue to stay in bed once i have woken up
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Nov 25, 2016 17:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqv9Uyy_IQ&t=7s
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Nov 25, 2016 17:59
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is poking the person next to you in bed with your boner
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Nov 25, 2016 23:45
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that two minute dash to figure out where you are and how to cover up your latest crime
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Nov 26, 2016 00:11
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Waking up still drunk.
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Nov 26, 2016 00:32
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Nov 26, 2016 01:19
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lol what kind of retard names their company folgers
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Nov 26, 2016 01:44
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That Robot posted:lol what kind of retard names their company folgers Some Smucker
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Nov 26, 2016 01:45
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is taking a giant dump
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Nov 26, 2016 01:47
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~ piss dreams, poo poo life ~
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Nov 26, 2016 01:51
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The best part of going to sleep Is me going in balls deep shhhh OP let it happen. Shhhhh 
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Nov 26, 2016 01:54
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Is realizing you still have 5 more sweet hours to sleep before you wake up to your lovely job.
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When you wake up it means the jenkem has had time to process, so you can take a big huff of literal poo poo and get high as BALLS
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