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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
im woke af vote for me

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
woah op you think this is crazy? i work in a newsroom. you should see my email inbox

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
no seriously come look at my inbox i have 72,000 unread emails going 10 years back

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


the election of lord donald the trump proves that the cia sucks poo poo at administering their mind control programs

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna get some sleep ill be woke later

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
No way in loving hell am I gonna read that OP sorry

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

but the question is what do we NOT know, OP?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Hey Op, I know all of this. However, as an American I am prescient and therefore know this is all part of G-d's plan and so I just say "jesus, take the wheel" and continue to eat poo poo food and laugh at the world's suffering.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Obama works for the government

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

electronic old men

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Obama works for the government

what a loving narc

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Libelous Slander posted:

glad to see julian assange is alive and posting

it would be good and cool if the US beat the poo poo out of assange

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

That Robot posted:

it would be good and cool if the US beat the poo poo out of assange

that sounds really mean, actually

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Libelous Slander posted:

that sounds really mean, actually

Isn't he already dead?????

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Les Os posted:

and media are lying to them and that MK ULTRA and Monarch programming are real and continuing operations, that the CIA has been developing chemical weapons and methods of sinister hypnotism through direct advertisement and subliminal messages in film and city planning, and that a good chunk of serial killers and domestic terrorists are the result of these crimes against humanity? MK Ultra and related operations birthed the Unabomber, the inner city crack epidemic and NAMBLA. The government manufactured HIV and the pop music industry, which cycles in children often through the Disney Corp. who are brainwashed and used as signals for civillian children that this is how you're supposed to behave, while at the same time serving as sex slaves to wealthy members of the elite. This is the Mickey Mouse Club, the Beach Boys and Charles Manson who spent years in the same prisons the Feds were routinely using to covertly research the effects of drugs and mind control on volunteers and non-volunteers alike. Both the Church of Satan and the Church of Scientology as well as Eckankar and Discordianism are all CIA operations and so are effectively the same organization. Both the Process Church of the Final Judgement and the Temple of Set are likewise directly influenced by these psychological operations. The CIA is ultimately responsible for the massacre at Jonestown, the massacre at Waco, the Aurora theater shooting, the Vietnam War, the lottery, casinos and pcp. They routinely infiltrate leftist groups in order to discredit them, murder minorities and political undesireables and poison or otherwise experiment on completely unaware civilians. They control the War on Drugs, the television airwaves and pop culture completely, even the weather and our dreams. The alien abduction phenomena is brought to you in part by Project MK Ultra, and the 1980's satanic daycare panic has the fingerprints of Monarch programming all over it. If you've experienced bad acid you have been directly contacted by the CIA. Today the run the dark web and who knows what else tomorrow? More than a decade ago they developed a drug that removes someone's ability to taste completely. They developed the iPod working with LSD proponent and CIA partner S. Jobs. They drugged Kanye West and Britney Spears and drove Roky Erickson insane.


"You forgot about Majestic 12."

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i didnt read it but i did do a search on terms like "nazi computer gangsters" and concluded it was not in fact forums treasure kyoon back from the great war

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Waiter I would like my ranch dressing on the side of my word salad please.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

skeletonotherkin posted:

Waiter I would like my ranch dressing on the side of my word salad please.

Just leave the bottle plz

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
What's this about Mortal Kombat Ultra?

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Teikanmi posted:

What's this about Mortal Kombat Ultra?

The Scorpion killer is still alive and trying to get into White House so he can have access to secret government technology. With this tech he would be able to open a portal from nether realm to earth realm.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
vote goro 2020

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