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HOLY poo poo
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Dec 1, 2016 20:50
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DIDDY MAO!
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Dec 1, 2016 20:52
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My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm puttin' together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happenin' soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only - killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the god-drat Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a f--kin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't be able to help themselves but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. Sound good?
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Dec 1, 2016 20:53
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Move, move, move!
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Dec 1, 2016 20:57
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Maxwell Lord posted:Move, move, move! Go, go, go!
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Dec 1, 2016 20:58
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Let's do this!
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Dec 1, 2016 20:58
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YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG
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Dec 1, 2016 20:59
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Gimme that statue back Belloq, you loving rear end in a top hat
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Dec 1, 2016 20:59
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It's all in the reflexes
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Dec 1, 2016 20:59
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LET'S ROCK N'ROLL!
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Dec 1, 2016 21:02
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STICK AROUND
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Dec 1, 2016 21:03
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Dec 1, 2016 21:03
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"Give me your hand! Don't let go!"
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Dec 1, 2016 21:56
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Bane: So, you came back to die with your city. Batman: No. I came back to stop you. [begin fighting]
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Dec 1, 2016 22:13
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net cafe scandal posted:[begin fighting] OW!
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Dec 1, 2016 22:14
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net cafe scandal posted:Bane: So, you came back to die with your city. You'll just have to imagine the flames [gets murked]
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Dec 1, 2016 22:15
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Ooh stingy owie!
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Dec 1, 2016 22:18
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"you're fired" arnold schwarzenegger right before he shoots the missile the bad guy is hanging from lol
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Dec 1, 2016 22:25
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Nooner posted:"you're fired" arnold schwarzenegger right before he shoots the missile the bad guy is hanging from lol its this one.
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Dec 1, 2016 22:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJADOqwmc3I
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Dec 1, 2016 22:40
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Dec 1, 2016 23:07
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SCREW YOU!
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Dec 1, 2016 23:18
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MARTHA!
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Dec 2, 2016 02:54
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Any time Arnie makes guttural noises like GLADAL ADDAL! In stuff like when he's strapped to the chair in TR
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Dec 2, 2016 02:56
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*any of the michael winslow sound effects from police academy*
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Dec 2, 2016 02:57
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Tetsuo!!
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Dec 2, 2016 03:37
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"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE loving OBJECT!!"
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Dec 2, 2016 03:52
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FishBulb posted:Any time Arnie makes guttural noises like GLADAL ADDAL! In stuff like when he's strapped to the chair in TR Lol.
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Dec 2, 2016 15:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsFYPVxHKdc
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Dec 2, 2016 15:07
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STOP, OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!
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