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Mine is a movie about a guy whose wife leaves him for a world famous shark trainer. Driven mad for revenge, he enlists the help of a local teenaged pervert. Together, they harvest bones from graves and do a lot of home surgery and turn this divorced man's face into a horrifying shark-lookin revenge machine. He chews up the shark trainer and his horrible ex with his mutilated shark mouth that is made of filed down bones and whatnot. That's pretty much my Frankenshark, what are you working with?
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Pretty much the notebook except the rich dad character is a great white shark in a big rear end aquarium and everyone acts like it is nothing strange.
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Dec 4, 2016 12:54
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I thought mine was good but then I read yours and  it's perfect, game over...
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Dec 4, 2016 13:10
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macdonal hamborkles posted:I thought mine was good but then I read yours and The sequel starts right with the ending of the first one when they remove the scarf the teen pervert was wearing through the first movie in a police questioning room, exposing his gills to moonlight and revealing him for the wereshark he was all along. He was only helping the sad divorcee with home surgery in order to cover up his own horrible shark-lookin crimes, but now all bets are off. If anyone has an enormous amount of money, hit me up.
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Dec 4, 2016 13:38
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i've never seen the notebook, but i'd try a shark version
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Dec 9, 2016 12:15
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So, the giant shark comes in there and just bites their dicks off! Betcha never seen anything like that before!
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Dec 9, 2016 12:59
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The sharks have arms so they can punch you as well.
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Dec 9, 2016 13:33
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My idea is a Pixar movie where a little baby shark makes a fish friend and tries to convince his family and shark village that they should become vegetarians but it doesn't work and the sharks devour his friend and eventually he joins in because the blood in the water is too tempting and then that shark grows up to be Jaws.
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Dec 9, 2016 17:15
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Bob James posted:The sharks have arms so they can punch you as well. I would like to add that these are ghost sharks that punch you. Thanks.
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Dec 9, 2016 17:42
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Old Yeller but it takes place in an undersea colony and instead of a dog it's a dogfish shark.
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Dec 9, 2016 19:57
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Tucker and Dale vs Evil but instead of teens killing themselves around innocent hillbillies it's beachgoers that keep accidently jumping into shark mouths or drowning while the sharks try and get away from them
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Dec 9, 2016 20:53
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Live action Street Sharks film
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Dec 9, 2016 21:46
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My ideal shark movie is narrated by David Attenborough
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Dec 9, 2016 22:22
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Jaws
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Dec 10, 2016 01:16
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Fish Tale but the hero is a shark instead of that smug Will Smith looking fish
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Dec 11, 2016 08:37
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vyelkin posted:My ideal shark movie is narrated by David Attenborough Shoot it in IMAX and I'll buy two tickets.
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Dec 11, 2016 15:23
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A shark wants to become a successful jazz singer, but his traditionalist father will have nothing of it.
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Dec 11, 2016 15:53
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He just wanted to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a.
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Dec 11, 2016 16:06
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Jaws 5 script thats been floating around the net for almost 20 years with the shark eating the guy who jumps off the golden gate bridge
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Dec 11, 2016 17:36
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My favourite Shark movie is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz1J9PUcMQ0
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Dec 11, 2016 23:30
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A dying man is given a chance to avenge his death after being reincarnated as a shark.
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Dec 12, 2016 00:13
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Johnny Mnemonic but with a shark at the end.
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Dec 12, 2016 05:28
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A remake of Aliens with entire sharks replacing just the oblong heads of the Xenomorphs. Everything else stays the same.
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Dec 12, 2016 10:50
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It focuses on the life of the magical shark tooth fairy who exchanges money for all those lovely shark teeth.
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Dec 12, 2016 12:27
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A surfing movie, like Point Break, but instead every scene where they go surfing ends just one character shorter until it's just Keanu's stupid face wondering whereveryone went.
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Dec 12, 2016 12:32
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vyelkin posted:My ideal shark movie is narrated by David Attenborough
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Dec 12, 2016 20:30
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A shark with a gun
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Dec 12, 2016 20:49
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Jaws except from the shark's perspective... Jaws is from the future and all the people he ate were going to be like worse than Hitler. Especially that little Kitner boy. He was like ten hitlers.
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Dec 12, 2016 21:03
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A young shark is bullied by a pod of orcas, who keep eating the shark's friends & relations The young shark is eventually eaten as well The End
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Dec 12, 2016 23:18
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Coaaab posted:A young shark is bullied by a pod of orcas, who keep eating the shark's friends & relations Before I hovered over the spoiler text I was imagining, "And that young shark, in a Shyamalan twist, grows up to be Abraham Lincoln." And I don't even do drugs.
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Dec 13, 2016 19:36
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Howabout a murder mystery in an undersea science habitat where people blame a shark for killing scuba-diving scientists, but actually it was the cook. In the end the cook escapes through the water onto to be dragged into the darkness by a giant squid. The shark's name is Abigail.
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Dec 13, 2016 20:07
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Live action Street Sharks film
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Dec 14, 2016 18:12
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HP Hovercraft posted:you stole my idea. 
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