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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
bill clinton's therapist: "ow... my kankles... oh.. marmalade..."

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take the moon

by sebmojo

Yobgoblin posted:

bill clinton's therapist: "ow... my kankles... oh.. marmalade..."

unironically this

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Farecoal

There he go
the towers committed suicide on 9/11

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Chill Berserker Dude
Planet X is true, Chemtrails are being used to cover it up!

Chem trails is really nyan cat.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
by this point, farming is a science. that means that farmers have been cloning their livestock for a quicker buck. why you may ask? it falls hand in hand with over population.

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 6, 2017

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Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I almost immediately evacuated my bowel when I read that headline.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

deep dish peat moss

Farecoal posted:

the pyramids ARE the aliens!!

beam me the gently caress UP 👽👌👽👌👽👌 alien poo poo alien poo poo👌 thats ✔ some alien 👌poo poo 👌 right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right⭐👽️⭐👽️⭐️if i do ƽaү so my self ⭐️🌌 i say so ⭐️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👽 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 ⭐️ 👽👽👌ALIEN poo poo🌌⭐️👽

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
be careful around dentists and orthodontists, they can implant grain sized devices that can control parts of your brain. how to fix this? just have a magnet taped to the back of your neck

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take the moon

by sebmojo

Yobgoblin posted:

be careful around dentists and orthodontists, they can implant grain sized devices that can control parts of your brain. how to fix this? just have a magnet taped to the back of your neck

that makes the hairs on my nape bristle in spiralling non euclidean patterns tho...???

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PALE SPECTRES posted:

that makes the hairs on my nape bristle in spiralling non euclidean patterns tho...???

Small price to pay for replacing the foil look.

Rushi

by Smythe
FAN DEATH is a ghost coverup!

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Ultra Spoot

PALE SPECTRES posted:

i think god is hacking the matrix to make me gay. i think a lot about bones and then my dark thoughts start hating heterosexual reproductive sex for the counterweight curse of mortality

Two months later and I'm still trying to process this post. Holy fuvk

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rushi posted:

FAN DEATH is a ghost coverup!

Nobody knows this but there's a species of ghosts who are cloud-like. They have the ability to change their molicules. They are split apart but function as a hive mind. They reap ghosts they view as inferior. Fans are one of the only things that can stop them.

take the moon

by sebmojo
reality is a computer simulation engineered after third impact on january 1st 2016

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What do you think the ghost of Dr. Frankenstein is up to now?

take the moon

by sebmojo
i have no doubt hes controlling something

the question is what

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PALE SPECTRES posted:

i have no doubt hes controlling something

the question is what

Himself

take the moon

by sebmojo
autism is just hardcoded genetic chemtrail rejection

youll see more autism than ever before as they strategize the best ways to get licorice in the brave new world of black chems

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take the moon

by sebmojo
necrosis is just a projected construct the true disease is lifecrosis

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take the moon

by sebmojo
licensed doctors are lizards but its ok cuz were all hallucinating were not geckos

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Alien selfies... will we ever find them? They've been here before and one of them knows how to use earth internet. If one knows, then it taught others. They could potentially have their own network connected to the earth's internet. Will we ever discover them? :iiam:

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Feb 24, 2017

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take the moon

by sebmojo
tigers are actually genetically engineered butterflies imo

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's enough conspiracy theories for now.

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