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DerekSmartymans posted:I think you have wizaids. Then again, you have access to creams for the dry skin so you may have conjured up super-model syndrome (not liking foods/throwing up). Photoshop that flaking skin and continue making young girls feel bad about their looks. Now THAT'S evil! There's no cure for wizaids. Not even lichdom, as far as I know. Sorry. Blaziken386 posted:Just read through the whole thread, and I'm loving it. Lots of good advice here guys, kudos. Was hoping someone could help me with a problem I seem to be having ATM? You don't even know what you signed your soul away to? Or for? I mean, it's probably Lucifer Morningstar, but it could be any number of entities. If it's a devil, you can challenge it to a rock-off. I hope you love metal. Devils love metal. Their riffs are loving tasty, they do what they want, and whatever they've got, they're gonna flaunt. A demon? Well, they're not very reasonable, you will have to fight it. Equip your skeletons and minions with... cold iron I think. If you have a cold iron golem, that's your best bet. You couuuuld become a lich and argue that you've misplaced your soul if it's the lawyering type.
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so, 23 diagon alley bums later, finally figured out avada kedavra. some of you guys are alright, don't go to school tomorrow
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Neville?
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I don’t really understand why england has such a backwards-rear end wizard population. The rest of the civilized evil wizard universe memorizes Power Word: Kill and can properly utilize a pocket dimension, but those snaggletooth retards insist on using wands instead of staves, and they have dumb names for all their pitifully underpowered magician-tier spells like avada kedavra (what a fruity name ffs). I think they didn’t get the memo.
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Call up J.B. Flumpwhistle, he may have something for the Wizaids
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fruit on the bottom posted:Call up J.B. Flumpwhistle, he may have something for the Wizaids JB more like BJ, right? Lol You get it? Like bj is slang for blow job and wizaids is gay! Well it would have been great in the bitcoin thread!!!
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Blaziken386 posted:Just read through the whole thread, and I'm loving it. Lots of good advice here guys, kudos. Was hoping someone could help me with a problem I seem to be having ATM? Gather like 6 orphans and make a dummy soul.
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Jon Joe posted:Gamble. CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Rock off. Those are fun. A friend of mine won a golden fiddle off of Satan once. He wasn't even that bothered until Charlie Daniels wrote a song about it and it charted. He gets really pissy when someone brings it up. He's spent a fortune on R&D in the past 40 years for the fresh tortures he's going inflict on Daniels' soul when he finally kicks the bucket. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 03:14 on May 6, 2018 |
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/science/ct-pompeii-volcano-skeleton-20180529-story.html quote:New find shows man crushed trying to flee historic Pompeii eruption lots of good skeleton finds lately. suspicious
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Pompeii eruption was a cover up of the necromantic resort in that area.
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Bludgeoned to death, how skeleton. A zombie would have just shrugged it off and kept going 
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