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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo he's gotten skinny.

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
He can eat lots of sandwiches with Merrick Garland beginning in February.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
you'd be thin too if you had to bomb all those weddings

nah, j/k, he got other people to do that

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
the presidency is actually a powerless position, they just need it filled with someone because the satanic-inspired government needs to feed of someone's soul to work, so we make a vote to see who should lose theirs

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
What kind of sandwich? Like PB&J, or have Bidenator make a Capriotti's run for a couple Slaw-B-Joes?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i fuckin love sandwiches

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm thinking one of those crazy Jewish deli pastrami, corned beef and liver pate ones on rye where they are 20 inches tall and have 12,000 kcal.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Obama orders dijon mustard on sandwiches and was warned that opponents would use that against him in elections because he'd come across as a snob.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Yeah uh lemme get a footlong Subway Club with double meat and uh also added bacon and just pile the arugula on there.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
can't have any haram meats

cams
Mar 28, 2003


edit this is in the wrong thread

cams has issued a correction as of 08:42 on Dec 30, 2016

cams
Mar 28, 2003


this also as well

cams has issued a correction as of 08:42 on Dec 30, 2016

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

http://www.theonion.com/video/obamas-approval-rating-down-after-photos-surface-o-28010

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Rand alPaul posted:

Obama orders dijon mustard on sandwiches and was warned that opponents would use that against him in elections because he'd come across as a snob.

Meanwhile Trump eats frog leg soup

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
chainsmoking is actually an effective weight loss tool

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

VikingSkull posted:

chainsmoking is actually an effective weight loss tool

literally the only reason i haven't quit vaping tbh. if i'm gonna have hypertension i'm gonna do it while being skinny

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

VikingSkull posted:

chainsmoking is actually an effective weight loss tool

sos fuckin yer mama

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Al! posted:

sos fuckin yer mama

goddamn I haven't been burned like this since 8th grade

fuckin dunked on

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
haha FACE

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
hammer please dont hurt em al!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
that's why we pray

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

This is a filthy lie.

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

Karl Barks posted:

i fuckin love sandwiches

same hell yeah

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
thankfully, not only do I chain smoke, but I'm also descended from Irish people, so I can literally eat trash all day and my hamster metabolism just burns the poo poo right off

#blessed

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

hammer please dont hurt em al!

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
He should eat his weight in spam musubi which tbf is only like three pieces but still.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm thinking one of those crazy Jewish deli pastrami, corned beef and liver pate ones on rye where they are 20 inches tall and have 12,000 kcal.

Sorry, it's closed now.













Thanks Obama

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
First we need to agree what the definition of a sandwich is.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Sorry, it's closed now.













Thanks Obama

My kickass deli really did close. :smithicide:

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
I believe that Obama can get all the nutrients he is missing with a chef prepared, black ops sourced, locally grown Trump sandwich.

Too bad he doesn't have the stomach for it.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Eifert Posting posted:

My kickass deli really did close. :smithicide:

I was referring to the Carnegie Deli, which was pretty touristy but was pretty good

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


It's the HIV

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