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Dec 31, 2016 23:21
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Dr Cheeto posted:Corn flakes were invented by a religious fanatic who believed a bland diet could suppress sexual drive. Can't help but wonder how he'd react to seeing them served here. He'd get excited about everyone lining up for a yogurt enema.
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Dec 31, 2016 23:22
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Dr Cheeto posted:Where are the Grape Nuts? idk but check out DEEZ NUTS
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Dec 31, 2016 23:25
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Can I have an bowl of some Buckwheats? Oh okay they are not trendy enough to make them anymore. 
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Dec 31, 2016 23:25
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I think I'm actually the one person who buys and enjoys Grape Nuts
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Dec 31, 2016 23:27
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Even Chex cereal the most bland and generic cereal is turned into a man for promotional purposes. Also *sucks the Chex cereal guys dick for some extra zorchers*
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Dec 31, 2016 23:28
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Dr Cheeto posted:I think I'm actually the one person who buys and enjoys Grape Nuts there was a guy in the woods who liked them i think they caught him on film in the seventies
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Dec 31, 2016 23:28
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Thirsty Girl posted:there was a guy in the woods who liked them i think they caught him on film in the seventies tfw face when the 70s guy was dr chetto
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Dec 31, 2016 23:32
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Waiter, there's a gay fly in my soup
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Dec 31, 2016 23:33
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*doesn't eat cereal, paleo diet* *is muscle stud*
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Dec 31, 2016 23:33
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im cuckoo for cocoa cock
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Dec 31, 2016 23:34
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Waiter, there's a gay fly in my soup
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Dec 31, 2016 23:34
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Yvershek posted:He'd get excited about everyone lining up for a yogurt enema.
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Dec 31, 2016 23:41
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Waiter, there's a gay fly in my soup How do u no
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Dec 31, 2016 23:42
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butterbar posted:How do u no was buttfucking another fly
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Dec 31, 2016 23:42
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butterbar posted:How do u no its a fruit fly
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Dec 31, 2016 23:43
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A misanthrope posted:its a fruit fly fuuuuck
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Dec 31, 2016 23:44
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this cheerio is like a little butthole
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Dec 31, 2016 23:44
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yo mamma a Horus posted:this cheerio is like a little butthole whoah
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Jan 1, 2017 01:12
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I'm eating cheetos in a bowl of warm milk.
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Jan 1, 2017 01:15
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A misanthrope posted:its a fruit fly Lol
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Jan 1, 2017 01:15
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*sucks frankenberry's monster's dick for some extra frankenberries (?)*
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Jan 1, 2017 01:32
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What kind of cereal does kd lang eat.
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Jan 1, 2017 01:35
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It was becoming more and more clear to me that this establishment's core conceit was riding on the novelty of its concept. My amusement was rapidly dwindling with every cartoon mascot accosting my senses as I scanned the rear wall that assumed itself a menu. Cereal was already obnoxiously expensive for what it is -- you can insert some pithy observation about paying for the air in the box here -- and here I found myself staring into a bowl of ... even now I don't have a word for it. Calling it a cocktail seems disingenuous, since it was just a mixture of Fruity Pebbles and Lucky Charms marshmallows (all rainbows, natch.) It would probably be more accurate to call it a "suicide" since it was entirely sugar. Somewhere after the third or fourth bite, when my interest had fully dwindled, I found myself staring at my reflection in the glossy bartop, a transparent resin thing laid over a smattering of box tops and stickers, bumper and otherwise, that would have been amusing in the right company, who were nowhere to be found in this deadzone of gay hipster irony that was starting to feel dated as we moved into the latter half of this decade. I carried on a conversation with my face, trying not to address how tired I looked. Glances at the bowl, where the sogginess had set in full, evoked a Proustian cascade of flashbacks to breakfast at my father's house. There were more than a few occasions where I had had to cobble together a breakfast by dumping what was left of whatever sugary garbage he had left between three boxes, too much to throw away but not enough in any one of them for a full bowl, bags rolled up and held together with chip clips or rubber bands, whichever was available, and left to accumulate next to the coffee pot, divorced from their boxes and thus their Best By date, and in this way removed from any definite period in time. I hadn't thought about this in probably two decades. But here I was, hornier than I was hungry, at a loving gay cereal bar, paying $8.50 plus tip for the privilege of having a passably cute bartender in a vest evoke depressing memories. I finally got up and left when I decided that his half-colored sleeve tats ("Times got a little rough there for a while, but I'm saving up to get them finished,") annoyed me enough that I didn't want to be there anymore.
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Jan 1, 2017 01:42
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Dr Cheeto posted:Where are the Grape Nuts? Replaced with Gape Butts.
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Jan 1, 2017 01:43
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Dr Cheeto posted:I think I'm actually the one person who buys and enjoys Grape Nuts Yes, I would like a bowl of gravel that doesn't actually contain any grapes or nuts.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:00
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*puts Lucky charms in butt*
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Jan 1, 2017 02:07
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Jan 1, 2017 02:09
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Dr Cheeto posted:I think I'm actually the one person who buys and enjoys Grape Nuts out of the box they are disgusting, but cooked soft and hot they're not bad at all if they had King Vitamin with the original hfcs-saturation level I'd at least flirt a little  I feel bad now, I looked it up and King Vitamin guy George Mann was a very troubled alcoholic, it took a lot of makeup and photo retouching to make him look this good. Myron Baloney fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jan 1, 2017 |
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Jan 1, 2017 02:25
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Heath posted:It was becoming more and more clear to me that this establishment's core conceit was riding on the novelty of its concept. My amusement was rapidly dwindling with every cartoon mascot accosting my senses as I scanned the rear wall that assumed itself a menu. Cereal was already obnoxiously expensive for what it is -- you can insert some pithy observation about paying for the air in the box here -- and here I found myself staring into a bowl of ... even now I don't have a word for it. Calling it a cocktail seems disingenuous, since it was just a mixture of Fruity Pebbles and Lucky Charms marshmallows (all rainbows, natch.) It would probably be more accurate to call it a "suicide" since it was entirely sugar. Somewhere after the third or fourth bite, when my interest had fully dwindled, I found myself staring at my reflection in the glossy bartop, a transparent resin thing laid over a smattering of box tops and stickers, bumper and otherwise, that would have been amusing in the right company, who were nowhere to be found in this deadzone of gay hipster irony that was starting to feel dated as we moved into the latter half of this decade. I carried on a conversation with my face, trying not to address how tired I looked. Glances at the bowl, where the sogginess had set in full, evoked a Proustian cascade of flashbacks to breakfast at my father's house. There were more than a few occasions where I had had to cobble together a breakfast by dumping what was left of whatever sugary garbage he had left between three boxes, too much to throw away but not enough in any one of them for a full bowl, bags rolled up and held together with chip clips or rubber bands, whichever was available, and left to accumulate next to the coffee pot, divorced from their boxes and thus their Best By date, and in this way removed from any definite period in time. I hadn't thought about this in probably two decades. But here I was, hornier than I was hungry, at a loving gay cereal bar, paying $8.50 plus tip for the privilege of having a passably cute bartender in a vest evoke depressing memories. I finally got up and left when I decided that his half-colored sleeve tats ("Times got a little rough there for a while, but I'm saving up to get them finished,") annoyed me enough that I didn't want to be there anymore.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:28
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Who wants some Frosted Mini Wheats? Who wants Frosted Mini Wheats with my cum on them? Nobody? Ok...
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Jan 1, 2017 02:56
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