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get food poisoning so you poo poo and puke your guts out for a couple days you will lose at least a pound repeat as necessary
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get a bapeworm
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if you've already binged then you may as well purge. who are you kidding?
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poo poo yourself in slow motion and then in reverse; the clenching and retracting will burn calories (haven't tried this with peeing)
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ouroboros look it up
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Smellbound posted:ouroboros kissing your feet isn't a diet tip, it's a life tip
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satanic splash-back posted:Muscles are hard fat is soft.bend right over take my cock. In it goes. out it comes. there you go you lost twelve tons
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every time you get the urge to eat just stand in front of the mirror naked, tears have zero calories
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Here's a lesser-known diet tip: Food that is eaten while hidden has zero calories. Take a meatloaf into your closet and eat it while huddling under your clothes for a no-calorie pick-me-up! Stolen food also has zero calories, so go to a Wal-mart bakery and get a half-dozen cakes and go sit in the bathroom stall and eat them while crouching on top of the toilet. Since you are eating stolen food (zero calories) WHILE HIDDEN (zero calories) you will actually lose five pounds each time you do this. Also stop eating poo poo that comes out of brightly-colored bags and boxes.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:every time you get the urge to eat just stand in front of the mirror naked, tears have zero calories Whoa, thought encouraging suicide is frowned upon in these parts; because those thoughts would be inevitable. I took out all the mirrors in my house to avoid this outcome.
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You feel weightless in space. Get a lawn chair and a whole lot of helium balloons and float up to your diet goals! Bring a jacket it's cold up there!
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My silent self-motivation when I am trying to lose 10 pounds is to say to myself, "If you aren't hungry, then you are a pathetic piece of poo poo."
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GORDON posted:My silent self-motivation when I am trying to lose 10 pounds is to say to myself, "If you aren't hungry, then you are a pathetic piece of poo poo." What about 50?
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GORDON posted:My silent self-motivation when I am trying to lose 10 pounds is to say to myself, "If you aren't hungry, then you are a pathetic piece of poo poo." hows that working out for u
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tape up magazine cut outs of half naked greased up sinewy muscle men all over your home and work place for "motivation" 
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I know Goons are the kind of people to go out and kill themselves doing this but the EC stack will destroy your bodyfat. You'll be sweaty and psychotic but you will guaranteed cut to like 5% if you are willing to push it. Comedy answer: HIIT and EC so you lose 6lbs a week. e: I heard in the states they banned ephedrine as a supplement so you can't get it at GNC or online so you have to buy multipacks of cough medicine like a methhead.
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Sjs00 posted:hows that working out for u Pretty well. Some people need hugs instead of the tough love, though. I thrive on pain.
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i remember that to have the "daring of a satisfied stomach" can result in rashness of action.
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any diet tip that involves eating different things is a lovely tip. here's a loving tip, just eat less!
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Rutibex posted:any diet tip that involves eating different things is a lovely tip. here's a loving tip, just eat less! No sugar, no carbs. BAM weight loss.
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ask me how i lost 50lb eating nothing but cheese string and cashews
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Rutibex posted:ask me how i lost 50lb eating nothing but cheese string and cashews you finally pooped?
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Rutibex posted:ask me how i lost 50lb eating nothing but cheese string and cashews Still skinny?
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I just ordered 5lbs of both cashews and beef jerky. I can't wait.
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I find the more i vape, the more dicks i suck and thus the more calories i burn
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I had some spaghooter. 
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Can someone make more jokes about how fat my wife is for going to WW ?
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Burt Sexual posted:Can someone make more jokes about how fat my wife is for going to WW ? we are still processing, much like what is typical of what your wife would choose to eat a lot of.
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