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In this thread we talk about being enlisted, buying 23% financed Camaros, marrying strippers, and how many kids we convince women to pop out. No officers allowed.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 20:26 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 10:45 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 20:32 |
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hang all nobles, no
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 21:03 |
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Got married a year into my enlistment, had no kids, divorced the year I separated. What am I?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 21:22 |
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I'm going to start dating this stripper I met at the club last night. She gave me her phone number and told me she likes me. She even invited me to come see her dance at the club again tonight!
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 21:22 |
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Pesticide20 posted:I'm going to start dating this stripper I met at the club last night. She gave me her phone number and told me she likes me. She even invited me to come see her dance at the club again tonight! Dude, you are almost totally in. Make sure you tip her the most so she only dances for you. Buy her a new mustang, chicks dig that. Also dangle the hope of Tri-Care in front of her so she will sleep with you without you paying her (much).
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:00 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Got married a year into my enlistment, had no kids, divorced the year I separated. What am I? Enlisted on the down low
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:02 |
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Hello i got a six year contract
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:24 |
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I would say didn't we just do this thread, but then again we're enlisted, doubling down on gently caress ups is what we do.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:26 |
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The Rat posted:I would say didn't we just do this thread, but then again we're enlisted, doubling down on gently caress ups is what we do. You are thinking of the Let's Talk About Idiots thread which is like 99.99999% overlap
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:29 |
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Nah this thread was roughly the same thing before it got its title changed: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3804257
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 03:32 |
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Should I get 30% financing on a F-150 or on a Ram?
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 04:03 |
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The Rat posted:I would say didn't we just do this thread, but then again we're enlisted, doubling down on gently caress ups is what we do. In my defense, I didn't see the other thread.... [INSERT DUMB ENLISTED JOKE HERE]
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 04:27 |
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gently caress it, dawg, now we got TWO threads. Suck it, officers.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 19:49 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 10:45 |
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No you don't https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3804257
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 21:21 |