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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

help out your fellow goons by contributing totally real not fake blackmail knowledge on local, state and national politicians itt

- jeff session's secret real birth certificate reveals him to be the spawn of an illicit union between man and keebler elf. it's hidden inside a hollow bust of nathaniel bedford forrest in the Alabama state house's smoking parlour

- surveillance photos show ben carson give large amounts cash to a baltimore police detective in exchange for concealing his lack of a criminal record

- a suppressed newspaper photo of rex tillerson proves that he is leading a secret double life as insectoid New York City super-criminal 'The Wasp'

- Elaine Chao killed a hooker in Reno once.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
three words:

ted cruz bukkake

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Wikkheiser posted:

three words:

ted cruz bukkake

(everything about it)

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Ted Cruz isn't the zodiac killer, he is only responsible for the copy cat murders attributed to the zodiac.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

- According to the secret diary of one of Donald Trump's butlers, Eric Trump's metabolism requires a regular supply of human livers and his hunger is such that he must be chained in the basement of trump tower for weeks until a delinquent tenant can be harvested to satiate him

- Marco Rubio once traded nude photos of himself for a bottle of Aquafina at a rave while under the influence of DMT (the spirit molecule)

- Elaine Chao has a pretty serious smack habit

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
-Fallen Hamprince has lengthy pm sessions with baloogan rping mallard rape and necrophilia

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

MariusLecter posted:

-Fallen Hamprince has lengthy pm sessions with baloogan rping mallard rape and necrophilia

Sealed FBI documents indicate Marius Lecter is not actually named Marius and in fact cannot read

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

-Bernie has threesomes in a tub filled with maple syrup, also gets off to the The International

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

A secret manifesto bearing bernie sanders' signature reads as follows:

"racism is actually good and cool"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

-Huma has hot out of control sex with Hillary, after all the bad experiences she's decided to give up Weiner.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

a secretly filmed tryst shows lindsey graham engaging in consensual heterosexual sex with an adult woman

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat
Tim Eyman once used a public bridge and said it was worth paying for.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

MI6 documents prove conclusively that Gary Johnson must have known the location of Aleppo, since he ordered the Russian Air Force's bombing of civilian hospitals there.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Jim Webb, in a shocking new memo leaked from the CIA, did not actually kill a man.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

deep in the fsb's most secure vaults is russia's most potent and devastating piece of kompromat: an unedited black and white photo of ted cruz's face

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
-Hillary clinton is in possession of a notebook that kills whomevers name is written into it. It has "Bernie sanders 2016 campaign" written once and "Donald Trump 2016 campaign" several times, each time more heavy handed and bolder than the last.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i am jeff sessions illegitimate half-black son and i have several gallons of urine i am willing to provide for dna testing

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


recording of jeb bush calling his apple watch a "piece of poo poo"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
-A video of JEB! doing several lines of coke and then taking a nap

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
-lincoln chafee frequently uses the phrase "give them an inch and they'll take a mile"

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

a shadowy oppo research group linked to the rubio campaign possesses a grainy black and white vhs tape that appears to show jeb bush giving a lively and charismatic address to a crowd of enthusiastic supporters

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
-a video of Hillary Clinton in a purple pantsuit and clown face paint saying "it's simple, we kill the Bernie sanders campaign" to the dnc

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Lincoln Chafee does not own a meter stick

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Fallen Hamprince posted:

a shadowy oppo research group linked to the rubio campaign possesses a grainy black and white vhs tape that appears to show jeb bush giving a lively and charismatic address to a crowd of enthusiastic supporters

Secure Contain Protect territory here.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
-writing analysis of several leading egyptologists' papers points to them all being pen names for ben carson

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

video of Chris Christie drinking a liter of Coke Zero

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
-video of paul ryan doing unassisted bench 40lb presses and nancy pelosi saving him from the iron bar crushing his neck

stupid democrats always kowtowing to rpeublicans!!

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