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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Donald Trump, in addition to being a reality TV star and President of the United States, is a prolific writer of noire novellas that he self-publishes for Amazon Kindles. Since he probably won't have time anymore for this hobby in a week, please share your favorite passages from his writing. And don't forget to include the name of the book!

The Dame to Kill For posted:

She walked into my office and right then and there I knew I was screwed. She was all business, and all legs too. "Dad," she began...

In the Goblin's Nest posted:

"Scotch?" the senator offered. I declined, taking out my flask and asking for an empty glass. As I poured, he remarked, "that looks like quite a fine gold tequila." I didn't correct him.

After the Five posted:

The case was solved. Another copycat killer rapist headed to the chair. But I wouldn't stop until Central Park was safe for good.

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Both dames strutted right into the hotel room we had agreed to meet at. This was a dangerous job, and no one could know, not even the Ruskies. One word exited their mouths, simultaneously, and I knew my future would be golden.

A Streetcar Named Piss

a helpful bear has issued a correction as of 06:14 on Jan 14, 2017

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