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would we have tigers in congress would we replace the military with enormous stone cubes would the ocean begin to sing
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they'd pass a law banning tigers being in zoos then eat anyone who voted against it also people are now kept in zoos
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Jan 14, 2017 15:22
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lmbo if you dont thin some of our congressman can animorph into a white bengal at this point
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i dunno, there just aren't that many tigers, they're hella endangered i mean even if tigers turned out to have amazing voter turnout, i doubt they'd take more than 20 or 30 seats in congress, maybe fifty if they're running as republicans in red states which they of course would because they want to secure the existence of their people and a future for striped, furry children with handsome fangs and powerful jaws so yeah maybe tigers are a force to be reckoned with
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oD5pBRBIz8 its a barrage, it's a barrage, It's a mirage 
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Jan 14, 2017 15:40
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America would be more than good, it would be GRRRRRREATE Again
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Jan 14, 2017 16:17
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:America would be more than good, it would be GRRRRRREATE Again 
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Cool thread OP, but it would be cooler if Elephants and Donkeys could vote, might lead to D landslides though, elephants are way rarer I think.
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Jan 14, 2017 16:41
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Lastgirl posted:lmbo if you dont thin some of our congressman can animorph into a white bengal at this point The correct term is "Rakshasa". These creatures are Lawful Evil and have a thac0 of 13 (11 if it's a Greater Rakshasa).
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we would need to establish a separate supreme court specifically for tigers and tiger law
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Al! posted:we would need to establish a separate supreme court specifically for tigers and tiger law uhhhh, separate but equal much Al?
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:uhhhh, separate but equal much Al? a national guard member has to escort a tiger kitten to the first human-tiger school. six months later, that tiger now nearly fully grown eats several children and is awarded the presidential medal of tiger freedom
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Jan 14, 2017 17:20
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#NotAllTigers
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There are less than 10,000 tigers in America, and they're largely clustered in deep blue urban counties. As a voting bloc, they're not significant. If housecats were to win feline suffrage for themselves, it would be in the tigers' best interest to caucus with them.
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Jan 14, 2017 18:00
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this video convinced me that tigers would have complex but strong views on immigration and the rights of undocumented workers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN8gteMkjxc
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Jan 14, 2017 18:14
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 Khajiit has votes, if you have coin
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do you think tigers have class consciousness
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