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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
much has been made of catching ppl in bed with a goblin

but what if you find urself in bed with a goblin?? how can you ensure a mutually enjoyable experience for you and your tender goblin lover

ideas so far:

  • scented candles that smell like a garbage dump and/or swamp to make ur goblin calm n at ease w familiar smells
  • rubbin their goblin ears that way that ferengi are down with
  • communication is essential always but especially for cross-species coitus!! don't expect ur goblinfriend to be a mindreader. tell them what u like!!
  • goblins are always hungry but especially after doin the goblin grunt. stash a sandwich or pasta or something in ur nightstand like george costanza would
  • ????????

please post ideas for erotic goblin times thanks

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
smdh that even though everyone on the internet fucks daily nobody wants to share their goblin-pleasuring secrets

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
empathy is important for affection, you need to understand the unique needs of your goblin friend

consider attempting to experience what it is like, to be a goblin, several days before hand, by eating garbage and committing petty crimes randomly

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
i heard that goblins have an extra set of genitals located beneath their haunches, it is worth investigating the area and massaging v gently. apply essential oils for an elevated experience

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


murked by dragon posted:

i heard that goblins have an extra set of genitals located beneath their haunches, it is worth investigating the area and massaging v gently. apply essential oils for an elevated experience

no you just grab em by it

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

The Brown Menace posted:

no you just grab em by it

NO

unless ur goblin likes it rough and consents beforehand!!!

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
if you're looking for goblin love, consider installing Gobler, the app that shows local goblins/goblinaphiles in your local area

simply swift left for ones that don't interest you, and start chewing the screen for anyone that takes your fancy

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
this thread, like your bedroom and goblin companion will be, is really heating up! Great job on your thread op

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

crazy cloud posted:

this thread, like your bedroom and goblin companion will be, is really heating up! Great job on your thread op
thank you

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Oct 4, 2014

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