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dk2m
May 6, 2009
I like that when Yugoslav was invaded by Nazis, partisans kicked them out and then (by comparison to the USSR anyway) the communists came naturally to power, stalin freaked out because he couldn't control Tito and then excommunicated him from the cominform. anyone associated with tito was arrested and shot, and then america was like fuk yeah, lets help this dude out, and gave a literal communist dictator a bunch of aid money all because tito had RIGHTEST DEVIATIONS

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dk2m
May 6, 2009
another one of my favorite stalin stories is when it started getting anti-semitic. in romania, the prison faction in romania started eyeing the muscovites influence and wanted their share, Gheorghiu-Dej told stalin the muscovite leader ana Pauker was a threat and that she too enthusiastically greeted the isreali envoy about her jewish heritage, so stalin ordered her arrested based on charges of being too jewy basically

dk2m
May 6, 2009
ignore

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011
my russian film teacher told me that stalin's purges of jews were political in nature even though the man himself was an anti semite. he just purged any group of people he saw as a political threat.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
stalin failed to include my ukrainian-american ancestors in the holodomor and i will never forgive him for this oversight which lead to the pain of my existence

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

dk2m posted:

another one of my favorite stalin stories is when it started getting anti-semitic. in romania, the prison faction in romania started eyeing the muscovites influence and wanted their share, Gheorghiu-Dej told stalin the muscovite leader ana Pauker was a threat and that she too enthusiastically greeted the isreali envoy about her jewish heritage, so stalin ordered her arrested based on charges of being too jewy basically

he did the same thing with Molotov's jewish wife Polina: who greeted Golda Meir "too warmly" at Moscow airport when she visited cuz they went to the same school. So she was obvsly a zionist and he had the nkvd arrest her and start extracting confessions from her about how she cucked molotov with younger guys. he then circulated those confessions in the politburo (because it was of vital concern to socialism to show every1 how much of a cuck molotov was) and ordered them to divorce. she wasn't released until after stalin died and beria released her as a favor to molotov and apparently they got re-married and live happily ever after (at least until the whole anti-party group thing)

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



who is the op of this thread, seinfeld??? its a thread about nothing lol

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
the theme is stalin did no-thing wrong ha

that's the joke

its very funny joke

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Typo posted:

he did the same thing with Molotov's jewish wife Polina: who greeted Golda Meir "too warmly" at Moscow airport when she visited cuz they went to the same school. So she was obvsly a zionist and he had the nkvd arrest her and start extracting confessions from her about how she cucked molotov with younger guys. he then circulated those confessions in the politburo (because it was of vital concern to socialism to show every1 how much of a cuck molotov was) and ordered them to divorce. she wasn't released until after stalin died and beria released her as a favor to molotov and apparently they got re-married and live happily ever after (at least until the whole anti-party group thing)

yeee i forgot about this one. didn't she also basically say "yes, i'll get divorced because that's for the good of the party"?

post some funny and cool stalin stories, the man and the whole era is just lols after lols

G.C. Furr III
Mar 30, 2016



opened this thread expecting to read about some things stalin did wrong,

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I have it on good authority that Joseph "tovarishch kartotekov" Stalin eats his khinkali with a fork and knife, which is haneous and inexcusable.


He was also too handsome.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
stalin had a bad case of piss shivers

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

stalin didnt take the iron pill

but then, he was the man of steel

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he caused homework explainer

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

G.C. Furr III posted:

opened this thread expecting to read about some things stalin did wrong,

we've cataloged them in full

it's very gratifying and scholarly

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

dk2m posted:

I like that when Yugoslav was invaded by Nazis, partisans kicked them out and then (by comparison to the USSR anyway) the communists came naturally to power, stalin freaked out because he couldn't control Tito and then excommunicated him from the cominform. anyone associated with tito was arrested and shot, and then america was like fuk yeah, lets help this dude out, and gave a literal communist dictator a bunch of aid money all because tito had RIGHTEST DEVIATIONS

Tito rules and I remember reading some Wikipedia anecdote about how he sent Stalin an angry letter after arresting the fifth assassin sent to Yugoslavia to kill him where he basically said "seriously cut this poo poo out; I can send assassins too and I'll only need one" and then that was the end of those wacky plots

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme


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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

dk2m posted:

ignore

good advice for all your posts

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