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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
can I be a sniper?

:synpa:

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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


I'm on whatever side the Jews choose, which I assume will be Trump's America.

:krust: corp

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Vitalis Jackson posted:

Hell, yeah, the Volunteers! They beat the Huskers in the Music City Bowl! They should relish this, though, because I believe they will lose the next time they play a Big 10 team. I say this because Big 10 students are generally much smarter than Tennessee undergraduates, in general terms.

But Tennessee people are fine people, and I love hanging with them. And downtown Nashville is really fine!

LOVE,
VITALIS

lol B10 0-3 against Butch in bowls

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Murray Mantoinette posted:

You guys are down with chainsawing people's heads off and drinking until really, really late right?

What loving human being doesn't want to hack off the head a British football fan and then hit the pub to celebrate.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

The Management posted:

2017 is here, the great war is upon us. No one will be spared. If you hope to live through the coming storm, you will have to pick a side and join the fight. Who are you signing up with?

Here are some of your options:

ISIS and the Greater Sunni Caliphate - fight the infidels, take their land, rape their women, all while wearing a stylish beard.
EuroNazis - the fourth Reich is conquering Europe via the most insidious method: democratic elections. Defend the white race from the immigrant hordes.
La Raza - from the shadow of the Spanish empire comes the Hispanic/Latino/Spanish nation. Currently winning the demographic race in North America.
Chinese People's Party - the Middle Kingdom makes its move for control of the South China Sea and the West Coast real estate market. Inscrutable.
Trump's America - racist redditors drawing cartoons and collecting guns got their man in the White House. Now they make those bitches pay for rejecting them.
House of The Ayatollah - Shia Islam and the Iranian sphere of influence. Free Aleppo with purchase of Hizbollah.
The Warsaw Pact - Putin is getting the band back together. In fascist Russia, Cold War starts you.
Marxist Guerrillas - not just for South America anymore. Now that the political left has collapsed in every western country, form your own communist terrorism cell in the developed world. Every month is Black September.
The Subcontinent - India is a nuclear power now, and has more people than anyone. Once they master basic sanitation they will be unstoppable. Divide and conquer.

...and many more...


Pick a side. Describe their strengths, what your goals are, who you want to kill, and attempt to make a compelling argument getting others to join. Come up with a slogan or catch phrase, design a new flag, make alliances and then stab them in the back and murder their people. Who will you choose?

The racial commentary was a bit blue for my blood but I appreciate the effort. Thank you for your submission.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

You should hang out w/ the injuns. Our plan is to hide and wait for everyone to die. Kinda like betting $1 on Price is Right.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill have a side salad plz

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

What loving human being doesn't want to hack off the head a British football fan and then hit the pub to celebrate.

Then it's settled. I propose an alliance between La Raza and the Irish, based on alcohol and violence and maybe folk music.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i stand with the krust :krust:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ive never been a krust or bust boy...but you have my sword!

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

La Raza/Vatos Locos 2017

Aztlan: Love It or Leave It

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
The Dark Enlightenment is offering me a baronetcy. Any counteroffers?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
I stand with Saw Gerrera B^)

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

this is the year Oscar Acosta is going to come back from the dead at the head of an angry Chicano army, I loving swear

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
The mad bastards.
All of the insane people on vast amounts of antidepressants and antipchychotics.
Stuff them full of coke, arm them with spears, hammers, scythes, school buses and passenger planes. return the next day to loot the corpses and pick up whatever survived, repeat as/if needed.

staberind fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Jan 16, 2017

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Which side wants everyone dead right now but isn't religious?

That's my side.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i stand with the krust :krust:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
I'll take a side of Cornbread please.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
That would really go well with this infinite pulled pork I have thanks genie

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my pork roast is done :cool:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
jealous dude what side did you choose

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
No fretting friend, I will send all to the gods of the cycles, the watchers - the observers. Those that judge a man based not on the final page of his story but whether that tale was worth reading in the first place.

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
I'm part of the cyberpunks. Having ruled that our networks must be free of the corrupting influence of corporations and governments, we work tirelessly to disseminate the Truth (massive amounts of pornography).

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Have Blue posted:

I'm part of the cyberpunks. Having ruled that our networks must be free of the corrupting influence of corporations and governments, we work tirelessly to disseminate the Truth (massive amounts of pornography).

You and your whole tribe will be murdered by one urban teenager with a tek9

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Which not-Fallout faction will get me access to sweet power armor?

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I choose the Jews.

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

The Management posted:

You and your whole tribe will be murdered by one urban teenager with a tek9

I've personally taken precautions against this by modifying my basement into an impregnable underground data haven:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
My heart says Marxist or La Raza, but my mind says go with whoever provides the best psych coverage.

sick brunch kills
Nov 18, 2016

Brunch DJ goin' hard as fuck


This avatar brought to you by the Lowtax Needs a New Spine Fund
I fight for Kony

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Fine no corbread™? I'll take the sliced taters please

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I guess I pick Protoss

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm a trumper. I desire the trait racial enemy: mexicans.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

glowstick party tonight posted:

I guess I pick Protoss

Good luck building additional pylons when all the vespene gas is buried in the Mideast.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Loden Taylor posted:

this is the year Oscar Acosta is going to come back from the dead at the head of an angry Chicano army, I loving swear

he's a psychotic latin american king arthur, they'll still be talking about him coming back 500 years from now


as for me I stand with the king of mercia when the UK splinters into a million petty fiefdoms, mainly because he'll be local and he charges a pretty good weregild if you're his thegn and someone murders you

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

staberind posted:

The mad bastards.
All of the insane people on vast amounts of antidepressants and antipchychotics.
Stuff them full of coke, arm them with spears, hammers, scythes, school buses and passenger planes. return the next day to loot the corpses and pick up whatever survived, repeat as/if needed.

This, but for La Raza Cósmica. I mean - I live in The AngelsLos Angeles for chrissakes, the city that made "A Day Without A Mexican," and "Spanglish."

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