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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Weird Jerky
 
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Ben Carsons Ghost

 so when i was yougner I rememmber a beef jerky vendor that had this shreded beef jerky in these little hockey pucks and it was supposed to be like chewing tobacco i guess. but thats' not my question. do you think they make a shredded beef jerky substitues for vegans or vegetarians. that comes in a little hockey puck. cause ever since i feel asleep with a snu in my mouth when i was younger and dumber i haven't wanted to put tobacco in my lip cause I threw up everywhere

also feel free to just discuss jerky cause I may not eat meat but got drat is jerky a good reason to kill a animal

* # ? Jan 16, 2017 07:53
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Manifisto


 I visited grand manan island (canadian island in the bay of fundy) once, they are known for a thing called dulse. basically a dried seaweed. I tried some, it is salty and vaguely meaty. I imagine you could shred it and maybe kinda sorta get a jerky vibe.

* # ? Jan 16, 2017 08:00
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Ben Carsons Ghost

Manifisto posted:

I visited grand manan island (canadian island in the bay of fundy) once, they are known for a thing called dulse. basically a dried seaweed. I tried some, it is salty and vaguely meaty. I imagine you could shred it and maybe kinda sorta get a jerky vibe.

this is double good because i love new brunswick

* # ? Jan 16, 2017 08:02
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Scornful Sexbot


 hi, there's some pretty cool weird jerky packs on Amazon. see the link here for one I have tried.

I'm happy my first byob post might help someone out there try cool jerky flavors.

* # ? Jan 16, 2017 20:16
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death sext


 what if you made jerky out of mushrooms and then rolled all those mushroom jerkys up to form a big mushroom

what if that


* # ? Jan 16, 2017 20:20
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Ben Carsons Ghost

 maybe those little crimini mushrooms that are super chewy

* # ? Jan 17, 2017 07:05
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kuskus

 My friend Dominic made me try mushroom jerky with nutritional yeast and I swore I was chewing directly on motel carpet I wanted to BARF he said tastes just like meat I'm like brother when's the last time you had meat, he said never.

* # ? Jan 17, 2017 07:42
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death sext

kuskus posted:

My friend Dominic made me try mushroom jerky with nutritional yeast and I swore I was chewing directly on motel carpet I wanted to BARF he said tastes just like meat I'm like brother when's the last time you had meat, he said never.

are you still friends with Dominic


* # ? Jan 17, 2017 07:53
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kuskus

 Ya he's okay

* # ? Jan 17, 2017 18:46
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Ben Carsons Ghost

 not really sure where I feel about nutridional yeast

* # ? Jan 18, 2017 10:18
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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Soylent jerky. Stay away from the green one!



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