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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Ork of Fiction posted:

The good part of getting hit with a solar flare is how all the internet will be gone, but the bad part is that 3 billion people will die from starvation, exposure, and disease. Wait, I got that backward.

That's 4 billion too few

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Dial-a-Dog posted:

If you get rid of the internet I'm just gonna invent a new one and I'm a huge loving idiot so it's gonna be way worse

I'll make the website :grin:

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
if you use your phone to call yourself you can speak to the 'operators' that control the internet. for most people this will only bring up their voicemail but you need to dial the code you were assigned at birth before it goes to voicemail.

i might be a dead man for telling you all this

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
If you don't like it maybe you can just gently caress off? You can go live in a commune and talk to people while milking cows and we can stay here on the internet and watch porn and cats and hate on each other, without having to listen to your infantile drivel. Everyone wins!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
haha wow look out this guy si really freakin out

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

TheSpamalope posted:

if you use your phone to call yourself you can speak to the 'operators' that control the internet. for most people this will only bring up their voicemail but you need to dial the code you were assigned at birth before it goes to voicemail.

i might be a dead man for telling you all this

I think I wrote that code down and put it in the hidden safe deposit box that the US government opened w/ my SSN.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Just so we're clear on the details: you want no computer to talk to any other computer, right? There will still be computers, just unnetworked.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
OP is a strong proponent of more old-school LAN parties with the giant porn RAID drive.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Zahgaegun posted:

Just so we're clear on the details: you want no computer to talk to any other computer, right? There will still be computers, just unnetworked.

It's about time that we, as a society, took a long hard look at ourselves and said, "Whatever happened to strong, single-player content and local co-op/h2h?"

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Nooner posted:

I'll make the website :grin:

Thanks nooner you can be the mod of the new internet

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey buddy it's either the internet or the matrix take your pick. :catstare:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




The internet is actually good and you're wrong OP.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

fat bossy gerbil posted:

We used to have these things called porno mags, it was like physical printed pages of smut. You had to buy it from stores and collect it. It was honestly a very special thing.

ya but now folks don't have to pay for porn

sorry op but the net rules

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

That Robot posted:

ya but now folks don't have to pay for porn

sorry op but the net rules

It's always about your dick,.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I love the Internet and posting online with my friends (:

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Burt Sexual posted:

It's always about your dick,.

ya it's p good

Nooner posted:

I love the Internet and posting online with my friends (:

nooner is my boy coz he knows how to post well

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