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Dave_Indeed posted:
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Dave_Indeed posted:
Seriously how many takes did that take to keep her boobs from falling out? Also crossfit is for retards
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Jan 18, 2017 20:14
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videotape the limb chopping crossfit yard activity
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Jan 18, 2017 20:16
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Dave_Indeed posted:I like a big soft butt. 
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Jan 18, 2017 20:16
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Neutrino posted:That is a guy you moron. Chicks have tits. Next you're going to tell me that there are women who Don't have penises!
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Jan 18, 2017 20:31
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For real, I'm signed up for a Tough Viking™ obstacle race competition in Helsinki this fall, because paying the €95 entry fee makes me a badass crossfit athlete. Like Winnie the Pooh said, "I'm a bear of very little brain"
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Orkin Mang posted:mother of god I said this out loud and then when I went to the next page there it was
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Jan 18, 2017 20:33
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various cheeses posted:I said this out loud and then when I went to the next page there it was There was a bunch of these, I think I googled "yoga bitch site:imgur.com"
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Jan 18, 2017 20:40
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autoaim.cfg posted:For real, I'm signed up for a Tough Viking™ obstacle race competition in Helsinki this fall, because paying the €95 entry fee makes me a badass crossfit athlete. But you get to call yourself a Tough Viking
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Jan 18, 2017 20:41
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last time I chopped wood involved me consuming 24g of mushrooms over the course of a day while operating a chainsaw and a lovely estwing axe cut down a big dead tree, sectioned it, hauled the logs to the fire pit and then split them and made a massive bonfire sat in the dirt eating meat and watching the fire OP where do you live, in ready
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Jan 18, 2017 20:59
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...and the pitch! posted:But you get to call yourself a Tough Viking And for only an additional €30 there's also this snazzy t-shirt that will make all the babes swoon! 
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Jan 18, 2017 21:08
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I wanna meet the wuss Vikings
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Jan 18, 2017 21:31
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That Viking has wierd skinny arms. Guys, I don't think that's a real Viking.
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Jan 18, 2017 21:33
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autoaim.cfg posted:And for only an additional €30 there's also this snazzy t-shirt that will make all the babes swoon! Most people who see that will assume it's either a bad band or some sort of white nationalist thing imo
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Jan 18, 2017 21:41
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Dave_Indeed posted:
Apparently they are real.   
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Jan 18, 2017 21:41
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enraged_camel posted:Apparently they are real. 
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Jan 18, 2017 21:51
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redirect forums.somethingawful.com to those pictures thank you god bless
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Jan 18, 2017 21:53
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enraged_camel posted:Apparently they are real. Wtf is the c hive Those are definitely NOT cs
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Jan 18, 2017 22:08
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*eyes pop out with an awooga sound*
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Jan 18, 2017 22:11
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King of Bees posted:That Viking has wierd skinny arms. Guys, I don't think that's a real Viking. it has less to do with the arms and more to do with the shoulders I think i'm gonna do a real viking event, where you row for hundreds of "miles", then you go through an obstacle course with a foam sword knocking over monk dummies grabbing heavy metal items along the way and you have to make it back to your "boat" with your sack full of loot score is based on time and amount of loot, with monk bodies acting as tie breaker
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dookifex_maximus posted:it has less to do with the arms and more to do with the shoulders I'm not really sure that t shirt guy could lift a heavy metal object. Maybe a Mastodon CD?
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Jan 19, 2017 02:50
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enraged_camel posted:Apparently they are real. Does she really think she'll be an elite athlete with those sweater puppies weighing her down
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Gaunab posted:Does she really think she'll be an elite athlete with those sweater puppies weighing her down I don't think she's doing yoga to get in shape for sports unless you count getting loving JUNGLE GYMED by Dave_Indeed all night.
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Jan 19, 2017 03:11
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I think it was Lincoln who said "If I had to cut a tree down, I would spend 3 hours sharpening my axe and 1 hour cutting the tree down", which is probably literally the opposite of the crossfit ethos
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Jan 19, 2017 03:49
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had they never heard of just banging a mallet on a big tire?
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Hardawn posted:had they never heard of just banging a mallet on a big tire? You're not loving poo poo up when you do that though. Plus the idea of farm work is so romanticized it makes sense I guess if you're some prissy city turd. Back when I wrestled, in the before times, we had medicine balls stuffed in duffel bags and we'd slam those fuckers all over the place and fling them at each other in the gymnasium and make out and suck each others dicks and trade magic cards.
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Jan 19, 2017 04:16
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Dave_Indeed posted:You're not loving poo poo up when you do that though. Plus the idea of farm work is so romanticized it makes sense I guess if you're some prissy city turd. yeah it sounds that way, even people that do cut their own wood(they don't, they use a log spliter) you use a sort of wedge axe called a maul wedge axe
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Jan 19, 2017 04:25
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People are dumb is what I'm getting from this. They would probably chop each other's shin bones, make a selfie, and go wax their mustaches before the wine bar?
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Jan 19, 2017 04:29
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Crossfit idiots (like most people who have never held an axe before) are going to do the following.... 1. Hurt their backs when they try and overextend backwards to do some sort of "cartoon chop". 2. Get a bunch of chips in their eyes. 3. Have a glancing blow that either directs the axe into their shin/top of their foot, someone else. 4. Get winded after 4 minutes and leave you with 3 handfuls of chips and no work completed. 5. Give up after they realize that their hands are covered in blisters if they make it past the 15 minutes point.
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Hardawn posted:yeah it sounds that way, even people that do cut their own wood(they don't, they use a log spliter) you use a sort of wedge axe called a maul wedge axe I cut my own wood but I only sell it to poor people that have wood burning stoves. Sometimes I have bonfires where all these cunts drive out to the actual country with their trucks they commute to their accounting jobs with. A hatchet and hammer works pretty well too. The maul axe turns into a bitch, you're doing like 100 reps of heavy rear end stick curls then wacking it with a heavy rear end hammer. You can switch arms at least with the hatchet. A log splitter would be nice but I need a power generator and probably a dozen other things before buying a log splitter, I don't have to cut that much wood.
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Jan 19, 2017 04:44
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Crossfit may be dumb, butt 
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enraged_camel posted:Crossfit may be dumb, butt Nice. Speaking of chopping wood check out these guys. This is not how your wood chopping experience will go if you chop wood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s54pm0_Nr0E ^^^ This video is a lie ^^^
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Jan 19, 2017 04:55
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The thing with crossfit girls is that if they did any kind of heavy weight training, they would look as good. They wouldn't get the external back slapping validation though
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Jan 19, 2017 05:21
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why are crossfit gyms always in skeezy warehouses and storage units and poo poo
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Calibanibal posted:why are crossfit gyms always in skeezy warehouses and storage units and poo poo Because to be a crossfire instructor you literally only have to take a 20 hour community college online class
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