President of C-Spam Election Season: Round Two Day Three Voting

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Turdfuzz posted:

also i mighte be drunk n fucken w/ all of u

lets gently caress :getin:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 22:37

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Jose posted:

lets gently caress

i said id fucke w/ u not gently caress u directly okay jfc larn to read

# ? Jan 20, 2017 22:48

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:22

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i saw that edit

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:25

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

vilerate posted:

4 votes to mary horseradish

there are u happy

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:29

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Jose posted:

i saw that edit

FAKE NEWS!

maybe :bigtran:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:32

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

yeah you'd never use an apostrophe

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:32

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Turdfuzz posted:

Move All my votes to Crazy Cloud

I said it before and I'll say it again, there's no president like a president in exile.

Thanks for the heads up of this change of events Turdfuzz

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:48

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Vote for me

I'm like insane qualified and not above fisting since that's what y'all seem to enjoy i guess

# ? Jan 21, 2017 12:00

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Okay thread will close soon. Was supposed to close last night.

Tomorrow I am changing the rules so everyone loses a vote everyday

# ? Jan 21, 2017 14:00

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Candidate Policy Positions

To better facilitate the ~~shady backroom dealings~~ honest exchange that drives this electoral contest, it would be helpful if all serious candidates for the CSPAM Presidency could articulate their position on the following pertinent issues (and any others they feel warrant mention):

Immigration/Amnesty
Abortion
Speech
Full Communism
Nuclear Weapons
The Metric System
Punctuation

# ? Jan 21, 2017 22:31

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Candidate Policy Positions

To better facilitate the ~~shady backroom dealings~~ honest exchange that drives this electoral contest, it would be helpful if all serious candidates for the CSPAM Presidency could articulate their position on the following pertinent issues (and any others they feel warrant mention):

Immigration/Amnesty
Abortion
Speech
Full Communism
Nuclear Weapons
The Metric System
Punctuation

avortion: yes im ib favor of banning nml reregs before they can post

# ? Jan 21, 2017 22:33

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Candidate Policy Positions

To better facilitate the ~~shady backroom dealings~~ honest exchange that drives this electoral contest, it would be helpful if all serious candidates for the CSPAM Presidency could articulate their position on the following pertinent issues (and any others they feel warrant mention):

Immigration/Amnesty
Abortion
Speech
Full Communism
Nuclear Weapons
The Metric System
Punctuation

I'm not exactly running on my own behalf at this point and new vote totals haven't been updated. However here goes:

Immigration/Amnesty: Pro Amnesty, both drunk and sitting senator Graham agree on this.

Abortion: pro choice, drunk Lindsey position

Speech: Free speech, drunk and sitting senator Lindsey agree

Full Communism: drunk Lindsey is pro anarchy, sitting senator Lindsey is side eyeing the question

Nuclear Weapons: drunk Lindsey supports full disarmament, sitting sober scared senator Lindsey supports full disarmament of other nations while we keep producing our own

The Metric System: drunk and sitting senator Lindsey do not understand the question

Punctuation: drunk Lindsey: pro choice, senator Lindsey: how else can you identify the poors on paper, punctuation is absolutely key

# ? Jan 21, 2017 22:41

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

lmao i forgot about this

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:55

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

I vote for turdfuzz so he'll shut up about it.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 01:04

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Covok posted:

I vote for turdfuzz so he'll shut up about it.

thnk u

# ? Jan 22, 2017 01:08

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Covok posted:

I vote for turdfuzz so he'll shut up about it.

Gotta bold this poo poo. I got your back this time bro.

Anyway, so I guess Day 3 lasted two days but I'm totally closing this thread in 13 minutes and tomorrow we're starting to do VOTE DECAY so get your poo poo in order!

# ? Jan 22, 2017 01:47

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Give everybody one more vote.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:01

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GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

End of Day

quote:

24 Joementum
19 Turdfuzz
17 al!
14 crazy cloud
10 Baloogan
9 Mariana Horchata
8 Squizzle
5 Caro
5 Cefte
5 nonsense
4 Vilerat
4 Boosted_C5
3 Mitt Romney
3 Negromancer
2 Matey
2 Epic High Five

0 Zyla (+1 al, +1 mariana Horchata)
0 Covok (+2 turdfuzz)
0 karl sharks (+3 al!)
0 Lindsey O. Graham (+5 Al!)
0 http://i.imgur.com/BtyHcam.jpg (+12 Crazy Cloud)

# ? Jan 22, 2017 03:07

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