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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Night 5

Another quiet night?

gimme the GOD drat candy climbs a tree to rest.

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ProfessorMurder screams for help.

Huh?! Why is ProfessorMurder screaming murder?!

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Rape Stink accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Oh.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:00

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ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

My scream must have startled Rape Stink while he was arming the landmine and it blew up. The plan worked perfectly.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:02

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

TheSpamalope posted:

yeah you think by posting this I wont suspect it's you right?

I'd totally sponsor my greatest foe in the hunger games, sure.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:02

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

ProfessorMurder posted:

My scream must have startled Rape Stink while he was arming the landmine and it blew up. The plan worked perfectly.

Heck yes.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:04

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

And in the end the only one capable of killing me was me.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:05

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Rape Stink posted:

And in the end the only one capable of killing me was me.

Yeah but you're not the first goof to get hoisted by his own petard.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:06

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

now all this ghost milk is curdled

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:06

TheSpamalope: Dec 30, 2008; by sebmojo; Lipstick Apathy

This wait is brutal

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:18

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

It was all prepared from the beginning

A murderer

&

A anime

It was the sixth day. The sixth of this hell!

Both contests were bruised, dirty, and hungry. Not just for food, but blood.

jon joe posted:

ProfessorMurder finds a bag full of explosives.

On the first day, the fine professor prepared for his dark profession.

jon joe posted:

ProfessorMurder is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

And sated his hunger with mortal foods, not the blood he so desired.

jon joe posted:

ProfessorMurder bashes numberoneposter's head in with a mace.

FedEx Mercury, gimme the GOD drat candy, and Tendai discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

It was only at night that he drank.

The candy seeker was more subdued, discussing the going-ons, plotting her acts.

jon joe posted:

GulagDolls, Two Free Toppings, literally this big, ProfessorMurder, and gimme the GOD drat candy track down and kill Nooner.

In the morning, they worked together and with others to kill the shitposting king. His flesh fell upon their lips.

jon joe posted:

ProfessorMurder cooks his food before putting his fire out.

gimme the GOD drat candy lets FedEx Mercury into her shelter.

The dear professor saved some of his share, squirred it away who-know-where, and devoured it in the night.

The anime plotted further. A night was spent with the hard-hatted and hard-headed buffoon.

jon joe posted:

gimme the GOD drat candy hunts for other tributes.

ProfessorMurder fishes.

Each hunted, for certain prey.

jon joe posted:

Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena!

ProfessorMurder survives.

gimme the GOD drat candy pushes Hardawn into a pack of wolf mutts.

When the wolf mutts were unleashed, only anime found blood.

jon joe posted:

Night 3

literally this big, FedEx Mercury, and ProfessorMurder cheerfully sing songs together.

gimme the GOD drat candy severely injures unpleasantly turgid and leaves him to die.

Perhaps the murderer was growing complacent in his role, willing to rest on his laurels.

The taker wouldn't rest. Couldn't rest. The night was her battle ground.

jon joe posted:

THE FEAST!!!!

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

gimme the GOD drat candy decides not to go to The Feast.

ProfessorMurder decides not to go to The Feast.

Both felt sated, neither feasted.

jon joe posted:

Day 4

ProfessorMurder diverts gimme the GOD drat candy's attention and runs away.

On the fourth day, she almost caught the professor, but he escaped.

From there:

jon joe posted:

Night 4

A silent night?

ProfessorMurder thinks about winning.

gimme the GOD drat candy tends to Rape Stink's wounds.

Silent with plots.

Plots.

jon joe posted:

Day 5

gimme the GOD drat candy receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

ProfessorMurder and Rape Stink split up to search for resources.

Rape Stink is playing both sides!

Refueling.

And most recently;

jon joe posted:

Night 5

Another quiet night?

gimme the GOD drat candy climbs a tree to rest.

ProfessorMurder screams for help.

Huh?! Why is ProfessorMurder screaming murder?!

Rape Stink accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Oh.

Their inevitable lead into facing off against only one-another.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:20

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

How will end?!

The way most things ended, of course.

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jon joe posted:

Night 4

A silent night?

ProfessorMurder thinks about winning.

gimme the GOD drat candy tends to Rape Stink's wounds.

Silent with plots.

Rape Stink!

jon joe posted:

Day 5

gimme the GOD drat candy receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

ProfessorMurder and Rape Stink split up to search for resources.

Rape Stink is playing both sides!

Never take resources from a man who plays with poison, ProfessorMurder. He might just be working for the enemy.

ProfessorMurder unknowingly eats toxic berries.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:24

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

The winner is gimme the GOD drat candy from District 1!

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:24

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

loving called it. This was rigged from the start.

Edit: You killed me off first then gave the game to the hated Animan, I will write my congressman about this!

Rudeboy Detective fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jan 21, 2017

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:25

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

ANIME HOUSE :arghfist:

:arghfist:

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:26

TheSpamalope: Dec 30, 2008; by sebmojo; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress you professor murder we're over

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:27

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i rip my dick off and suck on it until i bleed to death as an act of protest

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:27

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

Man, I am the best at killing. Killed a bunch of guys, then killed myself, then killed some other dude. gently caress, I rule

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:28

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Yet another man has fallen because of Rape Stink.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:29

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

res

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:31

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Go here if you want to simulate your own hunger games!

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:34

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

*eats poisoned berries*

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:34

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

I'm actually proud to have died like the monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:37

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

guys i know the way out help me

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:40

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

quote:

Any murderous acts are not to be taken seriously.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:41

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

jon joe posted:

JakeP cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

:same:

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:41

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Hardawn posted:

*eats poisoned berries*

lol catch ya later gurf

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:57

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

unpleasantly turgid posted:

lol catch ya later gurf

don't morn for me, i'm already dead(this thread)

# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:58

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# ? May 17, 2024 19:55

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Killed by my own incompetence, drat.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 17:54

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