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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I was just outside digging some holes and I had an idea. What if at the bottom of every hole we could put our garbage, then just put the dirt over the top.

Not every has access to digging equipment or areas to dig, so I knew this would need a grassroots community based thing.

FIND HOLES TO FILL WITH GARBAGE IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD

The app will show you a real time map with directions on how to find the nearest hole. It'll give you the dimensions of the hole and any special instructions

TAG A HOLE

Find a good place to put garbage? Or dug one yourself? Tag it using the app.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Keep Local garbage in the local community

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
Where's the nearest hole in Manhattan so I can bury this thread

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Isaac posted:


The app will show you a real time map with directions on how to find the nearest hole.



it'll just keep leading everyone to your moms house.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

it'll just keep leading everyone to your moms house.

Some of these r funny. Sorry about your probe

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
If you fill up a hole you can tag it for fill-in. Users earn Scavenger Points for filling in or digging holes.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
SO many dumbass regulations here gotta get permit to wipe your rear end. Hopefully Trump abolishes EPA then this kind of thing will become commonplace.

In my areas there's a bunch of abandoned mines. Why the gently caress dont we just put all our garbage in them mines??????

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
What about an app that finds gloryholes?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

myDad posted:

What about an app that finds gloryholes?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Kuato posted:

SO many dumbass regulations here gotta get permit to wipe your rear end. Hopefully Trump abolishes EPA then this kind of thing will become commonplace.

In my areas there's a bunch of abandoned mines. Why the gently caress dont we just put all our garbage in them mines??????

If you could tag a mine you would get massive amounts of Scavenger Points. Its incentivised to find good pits to put garbage in.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
I buried a car battery in a park once and felt really bad about it, but this is a good idea.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I got an idea for an app: let's get a cooler and sell cold drinks when it's hot out

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

I got an idea for an app: let's get a cooler and sell cold drinks when it's hot out

You knucklehead!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Little Landfills is now the most valuable web2.0 company in the world

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I like that the site is all https instead of http, so I know I will get all the points I am due, instead of some Russian hacker with a big dick.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
landfills are stupid, we should shoot our trash into the sun. it's given us light and warmth for over 6000 years, it's high time we give back.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

dreezy posted:

landfills are stupid, we should shoot our trash into the sun. it's given us light and warmth for over 6000 years, it's high time we give back.

You sound like my idiot competitor "Rockets of Rubbish"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I work for Tough Trash, we're so tough the trash doesn't bother us at all, it just piles up against the fence.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Shootin Scraps has been taking customers from me left and right. They will shoot garbage till it floats away on the autumn wind.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I actually got fired from Tough Trash though :(

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

I actually got fired from Tough Trash though :(

I got a job for you. You ever seen the movie "Cypher"?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Gay Garbage

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Digging holes doesn't fit into my busy schedule. It be nice though if there was a GPS app that when I'm diving around I could click it when I throw my trash out the window, and then they could send someone to pick it up.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I got a hole you can fill up OP :wink:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Frankenstyle posted:

Digging holes doesn't fit into my busy schedule. It be nice though if there was a GPS app that when I'm diving around I could click it when I throw my trash out the window, and then they could send someone to pick it up.

Ive heard bad things about Crap Collector. I think Little Landfills is the best choice.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
this sounds like a good idea actually OP, but instead of filling stuff with garbage, people can tag areas infested with garbage for future cleaning

you could probably sell the data for big bucks to various council authorities

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
HoleHater has hacked our data and is rapidly deploying agents to destroy our pits and caverns

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I too get my best ideas while digging a hole

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Maybe instead an app where you can mark the location of all the couches abandoned in ditches so that when people have another couch they need to leave in a ditch they can put it in the same place.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
If you dig up someone else's landfill do you get extra points? also are people's basements consider landfills opportunities

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
please answer quickly

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Thanks for this cool tip OP, I am buying Nintendo stock as we speak!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i found a nice deep hole for the op's posts

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I found one deeper

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
great well nevermind now

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've heard of NIMBY, but YIMBY?!?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

yimby

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
iw ould like one yimby please

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