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Aww yeah. It was pretty epic and wonderful. I definitely goes on my top 10 farts list at a 7. It had a nice solid odor to it, a nice musky one that gives it depth only a man could understand. The volume also held some impressive stability which maintains it quite steadily during its 2 seconds. It sounded like Jabba the Hutt after inhaling helium. It also tickled my prostate a little. What were your best goon farts like?
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I once had a fart that sounded like a golden retriever
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Jan 28, 2017 10:51
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I once ripped a fart so gross my mom thought there was rotting food in the trash. I also had an itch on my butthole and farted so hard it scratched it.
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Jan 28, 2017 10:54
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One time MY GIRLFRIEND ripped off such a loud one in her sleep that she woke herself up.
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SeXReX posted:One time MY GIRLFRIEND ripped off such a loud one in her sleep that she woke herself up. drat, I've only ever seen dogs do this.
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Jan 28, 2017 11:09
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SeXReX posted:One time MY GIRLFRIEND ripped off such a loud one in her sleep that she woke herself up. Can I have her number
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Jan 28, 2017 11:19
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SnakeParty posted:Can I have her number (666)420-6969 when I fart while pumping gas I like to try to keep track of how much $ it went up in the duration. My record is like 3.20 after I ate a bunch of taco bell
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Jan 28, 2017 11:21
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SeXReX posted:(666)420-6969 Wowiowow thanks for the new technique Also isn't farting the same as pumping gas? Sorry for this joke, I will do no more joke
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I was on a tourist shortbus in Morocco a few years back. The day before, we (a mixed party of eight) had eaten dinner and stayed the night at a skeevy as gently caress hotel in the Atlas mountains. Dinner was subpar and probably not very hygienically prepared, so my flatus was drat near weapons-grade, and one Irish guy traveling with us was in a really bad way. First fart on the bus (I was doing it silently to avoid shame), I could tell these would be an unbearable three hours to our next destination. About an hour in, I fart again. Paddy gets out of his seat with terror in his eyes and goes "driver can we stop I gotta BLLUUURRRRGGGHHH" and pukes all over the floor of the bus, hitting each of the four Spaniards sitting in the front part with specks of vomit. We end up stopping and taking pictures of some random little canyon while the driver desperately tries to clean up the mess using his own allotment of bottled water. This memory of mine is probably the one that fills me with the most fulfilling sense of pride, even honor. Tl;dr: I did a fart so nasty an Irish guy threw up
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Jan 28, 2017 11:38
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oh yeah me too mang, in DnD
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The farts I have when I'm on the verge of a poop are hall of famers. I feed off them. Mana from within. Whenever I'm with friends and I let one like that go, and they're always quiet, I strategically make sure we're near other people so I can be the first one to be like, what the fucks that smell, and pass off blame.
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I've set off car alarms with a fart
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SeXReX posted:One time MY GIRLFRIEND ripped off such a loud one in her sleep that she woke herself up. I've done this too its a rare and precious experience
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Jan 28, 2017 13:30
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king rear end ripper
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Jan 28, 2017 13:56
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I like those 'lift farts', the ones where you let rip in an empty lift just before the doors open & you exit while others are entering 
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Trainee PornStar posted:I like those 'lift farts', the ones where you let rip in an empty lift just before the doors open & you exit while others are entering It's equally satisfying to just rip one loud with people in there with you and act like absolutely nothing happened. If anybody says anything tell them that they farted, not you.
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I once dropped a fart at work that made the whole room I was in smell like a septic tank. Then a lady that was a heavy smoker came in and was chatting me up like the room didn't smell like an open butthole. Soon after, more people kept entering the room and their facial expressions instantly changed as if they'd just been dirty sanchezed by God himself. Keeping a straight face during the ordeal was one of the hardest things I'd ever done because that fart lingered for like ten minutes. I think everyone thought it was the heavy smoker lady whom I'm now convinced has no sense of smell.
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