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splatmaster is really good get well soon, splatmaster!
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MeccaPrime posted:I am ready for my poem, my dear! Mecca Prime, will you be mine? My holy land, this Valentine's? My pilgrimage, and destination- A trip for two, a love vacation. Wait! What's this? What strange mirage? it's just us making our hajj. We're two pilgrims holding hands, Walking together across the sand. Everything is feeling dreamy, The air is getting hot and steamy, Are we taking off our clothes?!? The rest is censored, no one knows! There's more I think that I could say, But I feel that I should not- May for you this Valentine's Day, Be equally as hot! 
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Feb 13, 2017 15:00
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I love your postin', so I'm sure I'd love your poemin' I love robots, always have- I think they're really neat, The only thing that I love more Is a flame-broiled chunk of meat! Imagine me and my surprise, To find out that we've got, At BYOB for all to see- A made-of-meat robot! You're the best of both worlds, Made of meat and machine, It makes all 10 of my toes curl When I hear your gear meat scream! Have a Happy Valentine's Day, You're a walking rotisserie- I've got gravy on my face, Because you just tried to kiss me! 
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Feb 13, 2017 15:36
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:i would like a love poem about the forbidden but passionate love between the hamburglar and his favorite stepladder, rupert. "Robble! Robble!" is what he said, Each moment looking sadder- Hamburglar left his friend for dead, He missed his little ladder. He left Rupert on the window sill After a bungled job "If I don't do it no one will!" He said between his sobs. Rupert and he were sordid lovers, So why did he just leave him there? Of robberies, of course there had been others But Hamburglar this time got scared! He was fully prepared to ransak the house But was distracted by a sudden noise Was is guard dog or a rabid mouse? No, just a pair of loud boys. Hamburglar's exit was quiet and curt And left without a sound, He hastily exited without Rupert And his ladder could not now be found. "Where, oh where did Rupert go?" Hamburglar exclaimed out loud, To this day no one really knows His ladder has never been found. They say it's bad luck to walk under a ladder You could end up dead, Few things I'd imagine could be badder Than a Hamburglar falling on your head! 
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Feb 13, 2017 15:54
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nice! these are some primo valentines, splat |
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Feb 13, 2017 16:16
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Manifisto posted:nice! these are some primo valentines, splat Thank you very much! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 13, 2017 16:24
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Splatmaster posted:I love robots, always have- 
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Feb 13, 2017 16:46
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I needed this today, thank you! |
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Feb 13, 2017 16:54
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These are greatSplatmaster posted:Mecca Prime, will you be mine? This one's particularly steamy |
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Feb 13, 2017 17:06
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Renal_lightfoot posted:I want to feel loved Renal Lightfoot I insist Please be my dialysis! Rid me of my poisoned hate, Out from inside my heart abate. Cleanse me of my lust obscene! Purge my blood and make it clean! In your trust myself, I put, To set things right, Renal Lightfoot. Of toxins, rid! Of hatred, cure! Let love this once, for now endure! Let that love forth now shine! Be bathed in light, oh Valentine! May your cup be ever full, May your life be never dull, May you always have a lover And may your cup always run over! 
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Feb 13, 2017 18:41
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I love these love poems!
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Feb 13, 2017 18:59
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Uxzuigal posted:My dearest Splatmaster, In Norway where the Northern Lights Shine from high above, Where winter's might clings hard and tight Like a fisted glove, The cold it bites, you try to fight, To flee the clinging chill- The darkness chases away the light, And drains away your will. Until the sun once again comes, To chase away the cold- I give to you a poem of love, For you to have and hold. May you always feel the warmth Of your loving bride, And may you never feel the chill, Of an absence by your side. May you always find joy, By a cheery fire And never of each other's company, Will you ever tire! 
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Feb 13, 2017 20:49
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make me 4 haikus por favor
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Feb 13, 2017 22:08
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FactsAreUseless posted:the nectar of a flower I already wrote you a poem! I didn't, that's what #fakenews is, Do I love you? Let's hope so Who knows what the truth is? How do I love you, It's hard to tell, I keep it secret from myself If I say, you'd just as well Spread it to everyone else. Like a virus it would spread Who'd fend off the attack? The whole world would lay there dead As useless as a fact I read it in the news just now All over the TV- I bet you didn't even know how much you DO love me! In this Age of Unreason, it's your time to shine- FactsAreUseless Will you be My loving Valentine? 
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Feb 13, 2017 22:29
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Splatmaster posted:In Norway where the Northern Lights Poem of the year!
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Feb 14, 2017 03:09
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<3 
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Mariana Horchata posted:Yes please I would love one! Extra helpings of romance and sensuality pls Who wants romance hot and steamy, Filled with sensuality? Who wants a sequence vaguely dreamy With hints of sexuality? Who wants a story loaded high, With sexual innuendoes? Spurting up into the sky, Like Diet Coke and Mentoes? Mariana Horchata does, That's what you requested- So here's for you a poem of lust, I hope that you're well rested! You're gonna need your energy, If you hope to survive, Take my hand and come with me, And try to stay alive! Your pulse erupts your heart keeps up, But barely, are you still there? That's enough, maybe too rough? You don't seem to really care. Rest up my love, sleep like a dove, There's still plenty of time, Under the covers the morning of, This day of Valentine! 
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Feb 14, 2017 15:28
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MrWillsauce posted:give it to me MrWillsauce wanted it, And wanted it real bad, He shook with trembling fits, That made onlookers sad. Folks would proclaim "Now that's a shame!", When they saw him shake, But just the same it brought him fame, Despite the body quakes. His eyes grew dim his skin got pale, He wasn't looking fine, Until one day he checked his mail, And got this Valentine! Some folks say he was cured that day, It was a sign from above, All he really needed you see, Is to get a little love! 
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Feb 14, 2017 15:50
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Zyla posted:i need to feel the love Can I call you? Are you alone? Let me ring your Zyla phone! How are you? My name is Splat, I just thought you'd want to chat Maybe then you could reveal, What it is you want to feel, I know it sort of sounds dumb, Sometimes I can just feel numb. Other times I feel warm and fuzzy And again, drunk and buzzy How is it I feel this time? Like wishing you Happy Valentine's! Here's some love for you to feel, Listen because here's the deal, And if push should come to shove- Above all else, please feel the love! 
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Feb 14, 2017 16:09
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I'm going to need one of these Poems. The heart is a muscle pumping blood, Fluid pulsing and surging, Oddly enough it fills itself up, Until it's unpleasantly turgid. The heart is depicted to illustrate love, That makes us all shake and quiver, Would you be surprised that long ago, The organ of love was the liver? I'd rather the heart, because if it stopped Like love, the heart's host would die So to make sure your blood pressure won't drop Here's a pulse-pounding Valentine! 
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Feb 14, 2017 22:38
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Putty posted:the super mario brothers super poem Mario and Luigi, Those two famous brothers, They once roamed amongst the stars , Before they became plumbers. Luigi and Mario, built their own starship, They wanted to get off this Earth, So that's just what they did. They explored so many worlds, There were so many types, Filled with alien boys and girls, And one world made of pipes! They travelled high they travelled low, In pipes made of lead, Luigi went where Mario would go, Sometimes Luigi lead instead. Even though Luigi and Mario, Loved this pipe world the best, They loved a face more than this place, When they met the Toadstool Princess. I hope that your Valentines day Doesn't end up sour Keep an eye out for That crazy psycho Bowser! 
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Feb 14, 2017 23:00
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Hogge Wild posted:make me 4 haikus por favor Love makes me breathless Pulse pounds heart hammers mouth dry With one word I drown It's Valentine's Day Today. Now. Here. You. Me. US For now we are one February chill Cold fills numbs encompasses Your warmth heats my soul Teasing pleasing me Like a cat you hunt my heart Tail lashes angry 
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Feb 14, 2017 23:18
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--Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!-- The request line is closed https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 14, 2017 23:21
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Thanks for all the excellent poetry and general good feelings, Splatmaster!
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Feb 14, 2017 23:32
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Thanks for all the excellent poetry and general good feelings, Splatmaster!  It was a lot of fun! I hope everyone enjoyed it https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 14, 2017 23:38
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Splatmaster posted:Who wants romance hot and steamy,  fkn nailed it dude 
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Feb 15, 2017 02:13
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a fine bit of poetry, indeed! thank you for all the love |
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Splatmaster posted:Love makes me breathless
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