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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
rob gronkowski is gonna die in his 30s but i hope he shatters every tight end record before then

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Turdsdown Tom posted:

rob gronkowski is gonna die in his 30s but i hope he shatters every tight end record before then

He won't

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I agree. He'll die at 29.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
It would've been nuts if Aaron Hernandez killed gronk

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Did you see who I was with?

2nd string.

Just so you know

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Volkerball posted:

It would've been nuts if Aaron Hernandez killed gronk

:commissar: "Et tu, bro?"

Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

sean10mm posted:

:commissar: "Et tu, bro?"

Kai su, tec-9?

Eh, I tried...

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
If he played now, Deion Sanders would get 10 DPI calls per game.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
there's no one better than muhsin muhammad on a contract year

Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

Metapod posted:

there's no one better than muhsin muhammad on a contract year

2013 Jerrico Cotchery is a shoo-in HOFer

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Metapod posted:

there's no one better than muhsin muhammad on a contract year

How could you overlook Albert Haynesworth?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
John Elway the player was perfect in every way and I'll ignore anyone who disagrees by sticking my fingers in my ears.

John Elway the executive is a cheap rear end fukwit who pisses off talent but doesn't spend the money to "make it all better" and then blunders through the draft like he's a wheeler dealer but comes back with nothing to show for it.

He does looks like a horse, I'll give you that no matter when in his career.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Croatoan posted:

John Elway the executive is a cheap rear end fukwit who pisses off talent but doesn't spend the money to "make it all better" and then blunders through the draft like he's a wheeler dealer but comes back with nothing to show for it.
Elway has been a great GM. What the gently caress are you even talking about?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Eli Wiggum posted:

Elway has been a great GM. What the gently caress are you even talking about?

The most public ones would be playing chicken with Von Miller and being a big PR-phobe for not picking up Kaepernick.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Miller ended up with the richest contract for a defensive player and lol if you're upset at him for not picking up Kaepernick

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Letting Son of Bum walk was real dumb though.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
It's funny watching really old Broncos games 'cause Elway didn't know what a touch pass was for like ten years.

In fairness, neither did Favre either

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

OSheaman posted:

Brett Favre has an unusually small penis

Might as well put a loving asterisk on my tombstone too then

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
tom brady is a bad friend

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Joey Harrington would have been successful if the lions got him more weapons.

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Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Parallelwoody posted:

Joey Harrington would have been successful if the lions got him more weapons.

Look I'm a ducks fan and even I'm not going to say Joey Harrington is worthy of any consideration in this thread.

Oh and if Dennis Dixon couldn't win us a game at 2007 Cal maybe we weren't going to the Natty that year. Even with that crazy 2007 voodoo.

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