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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

people who insist on putting bacon on everything are gross and probably hambeasts

This is me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jBtQGveFv4

This is me:
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This is me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiLTxEPsuk

This is me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Z4lHCo3SM

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bob James posted:

Just get all your calories from vodka.

vodka doesn't have calories

I've lost weight since becoming an alcoholic

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Ein cooler Typ posted:

vodka doesn't have calories

I've lost weight since becoming an alcoholic

fun fact: u cant get fat from just calories from alcohol. so if you drink 100% of your calories in spirits you'll be lookin svelt in no time

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ein cooler Typ posted:

vodka doesn't have calories

I've lost weight since becoming an alcoholic

Me too! Saved a bunch of money by not buying food as well. I do have to spend a bit on makeup to cover up the strange yellow tone my skin has now though. :(

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I'm currently alone, so I cooked a family size meat lovers lasagna from stouffers. I eaten 2 servings and placed the rest in the fridge to be my dinner for the next 3 days.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Making chili without beans is a barbaric bad.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

NotWearingPants posted:

That's not what I am talking about. You are right, bacon people are gross. But pork is the flavor and American bacon is an easy source if you live in the US. Like technically, for the pasta sauces I mentioned earlier, you should use panchetta or guanciale, but US bacon works. I'm not talking about putting bacon on anything, I am talking about using as a base.

That's fine then I'm sorry.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Grevling posted:

Making chili with beans is a barbaric bad.
FTFY

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i like chili with or without beans :shrug:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Putting beans in my chili, served over rice. gently caress you.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

thathonkey posted:

i like chili with or without beans :shrug:

Wow, look at this bozo!

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


? you actually broke it?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

beans in my chili is my favorite sandwich

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


This guy died last year.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Grevling posted:

This guy died last year.

didnt he also have videos of like him slamming bottles of wine and gettign into yelling arguements with his dad?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

He had a video where he chugged a bottle of vodka or something. He did not lead a healthy lifestyle.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sometimes i make tacos :shrug:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

sometimes i make tacos :shrug:

Heh, yeah, sometimes I "make" "tacos" too, as the kids say nowadays.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

OctoberBlues posted:

Wow, look at this bozo!

:yeah: lol what a dummy cloon

Enemy Ace
Mar 14, 2006
"We stain the sky. We fight a war in heaven."
I cannot help but think about the form the food eventually will take, and that severely limits what I'm willing to do when it comes to food preparation.

After all, why should I heat up this poo poo, this dust?

Better eat it cold.

tl;dr: Cooking raises uncomfortable existential questions.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Enemy Ace posted:

I cannot help but think about the form the food eventually will take, and that severely limits what I'm willing to do when it comes to food preparation.

After all, why should I heat up this poo poo, this dust?

Better eat it cold.

tl;dr: Cooking raises uncomfortable existential questions.
why bother doing anything since nothing can stop the inevitable heat death of the universe nothing but an infinite void forever

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

uber_stoat posted:

Putting beans in my chili, served over rice. gently caress you.

What's your position on that weird Cinnamon chili they put on "Skyline Chili"

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Grevling posted:

This guy died last year.

I saw that in the comments section. Apparently he was trying to turn it all around and it just didn't work out.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

o bb

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Enemy Ace posted:

I cannot help but think about the form the food eventually will take, and that severely limits what I'm willing to do when it comes to food preparation.

After all, why should I heat up this poo poo, this dust?

Better eat it cold.

tl;dr: Cooking raises uncomfortable existential questions.

Remember that scene from The Fifth Element where she puts a pill in a microwave looking fucker and it immediately dings and she pulls out a roasted chicken and she's all like, "LOL CHICKEN". Well I was like, 13 at the time and I wished my wiener was in her mouth instead and I still do.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

:barf: should report you for untagged nms

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

:barf: should report you for untagged nms

If you can't run with the big dogs, you'd best stay on the porch, buddy.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

That looks like something a big dog left in the yard.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

at least theres no f*ckin beans in it

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

numberoneposter... more like numbertwoeater

:smuggo:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

numberoneposter... more like numbertwoeater

:smuggo:
im the best at eating i eat the HUGEST THINGS, BIG LEAGUE THINGS.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

numberoneposter... more like numbertwoeater

:smuggo:

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)

Uncle Salty posted:

I make my husband push the vegetables into the pot with a knife because he is allergic to touching all vegetables (for real).

Welcome back, Blue Story. How's the Star Wars collection these days?

Enemy Ace
Mar 14, 2006
"We stain the sky. We fight a war in heaven."

numberoneposter posted:

why bother doing anything since nothing can stop the inevitable heat death of the universe nothing but an infinite void forever

This is true, but doing nothing will eventually result in extreme discomfort before death.

So I'll stick with the bare minimum for now; protein bars and vitamin pills.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

MattD1zzl3 posted:

What's your position on that weird Cinnamon chili they put on "Skyline Chili"

never heard of it, but apparently the company is from Ohio, so I am naturally suspicious. I'd give it a try though.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Is that a skyline chili 5 way? This pile of poo poo is actually delicious as hell if so.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
Food slows the absorption of alcohol so fuuuck that poo poo bitch

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moselle
Nov 18, 2012
Rice has arsenic in it, brown rice especially so, please be careful if you want to cook then eat rice.

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