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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
How did you get all that information on Woodgod?

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poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

I read Woodgod so many times on that last page that I am pretty sure my brain broke

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Woodgod is neither Wood nor God. Discuss.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Why do you think so many women are interested in him.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

A Strange Aeon posted:

How did you get all that information on Woodgod?

I've been thinking about this wonderful sentence for a solid day

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Ghostlight posted:

Why do you think so many women are interested in him.
I mean... Woodgod made all of the Changelings. So I guess he's kind of their Dad? I don't know how that works with off-panel human/animal hybrid making.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Wow was this rad dude the sole reason that the old Marvel FASERIP RPG had a changeling entry in the character origin rolls (provided you were using the ultimate powers sourcebook)?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

theironjef posted:

Wow was this rad dude the sole reason that the old Marvel FASERIP RPG had a changeling entry in the character origin rolls (provided you were using the ultimate powers sourcebook)?

Nah, the FASERIP Changeling could change between various body types. Woodgod's Changelings were just animal people like the High Evolutionary's crew.

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
Mark my words, Woodgod is gonna show up in the MCU...'s next porn parody. That's too suitable a name to pass up.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

TenCentFang posted:

Mark my words, Woodgod is gonna show up in the MCU...'s next porn parody. That's too suitable a name to pass up.

I'd wonder out loud whether or not Axel Braun knows Woodgod exists, but those parodies have a lot more insider comics knowledge in them than they have any right to.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Day 74: Satannish

You've read about him giving other people in this thread powers and now it's time for us to meet Sata- OH MY GOD HE HAS A SECOND FACE FOR A STOMACH!



TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

X-O posted:

You've read about him giving other people in this thread powers and now it's time for us to meet Sata- OH MY GOD HE HAS A SECOND FACE FOR A STOMACH!

Doesn't...doesn't everyone? :ohdear:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

His names are legion

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

"So, What does you son do for a job, Ms. Satannish?"
"Ohhhh, my sweet boy is the embodiment of evil!"
"MoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmmmmmmmm!"

10 Beers fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Sep 7, 2017

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

I wonder how the pay is for being the Embodiment of Evil.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

How He Got His Name
A Play in Two Lines

"Is he actually the Devil? Like is he the real Lucifer?"
"He's Satan...-ish."

-fin-

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Wait, Mephisto has a daughter named Mephista? Someone was feeling lazy that day.

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Selachian posted:

Wait, Mephisto has a daughter named Mephista? Someone was feeling lazy that day.

Yeah, obviously she should be called Mephistina, or perhaps Mephistabeth.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Selachian posted:

Wait, Mephisto has a daughter named Mephista? Someone was feeling lazy that day.

I can think of worse. Ahead lies pain.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

X-O posted:

I can think of worse. Ahead lies pain.

Jesus....it just keeps going

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
so in his third and fourth appearances, he was beaten pretty much the same incredibly specific and strange way?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


X-O posted:

I can think of worse. Ahead lies pain.

I can't believe some people think this poo poo was good.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Selachian posted:

Wait, Mephisto has a daughter named Mephista? Someone was feeling lazy that day.

There was Mephista in the early 90s Doctor Strange: Sorcerer Supreme series, then I think he had another daughter called Malevolence in the Jim Valentino Guardians of the Galaxy.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The masses love anime titties.

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
I've read Chuck Austin's Mangaverse Ghost Rider, so I'm inoculated to terrible anime rip-offs forever.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
:alexa: Adam Warren is unimpeachable.

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

I like how the bellyface's chin is also a crotch bulge

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Is he evil because he has that rear end, or is it the other way around?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


HitTheTargets posted:

:alexa: Adam Warren is unimpeachable.

So's Trump, that's not great company to be in. :rimshot:

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
I like that Satannish's Legal Status is "Inapplicable", understandably for something "more akin to a supernatural force of nature than a being", but his Extent of Education is "Unknown". Let us speculate what Satannish majored in at amorphous malevolent entity university.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Law and Political Science, minor in Marketing.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

X-O posted:

Day 74: Satannish

You've read about him giving other people in this thread powers and now it's time for us to meet Sata- OH MY GOD HE HAS A SECOND FACE FOR A STOMACH!

It's more common than you might think.

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
Anyone who's read their Bible knows a major distinguishing feature of Satan is his stomach face, which I guess makes all yall heathens.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

ZDar Fan posted:

It's more common than you might think.



Hey Astaroth.

Zoro
Aug 30, 2017

by Smythe

TenCentFang posted:

Anyone who's read their Bible knows a major distinguishing feature of Satan is his stomach face, which I guess makes all yall heathens.

I have never read it so I don't know if you're messing with me or not. Certainly could be true.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012
Stomach and/or arse faces are really common in medieval pictures of devils.

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
I didn't know that when I said that, though.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Satan is a retcon anyway.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

TenCentFang posted:

I didn't know that when I said that, though.

Accidentally sort-of-right? The Devils work to be sure.

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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


TenCentFang posted:

Anyone who's read their Bible knows a major distinguishing feature of Satan is his stomach face, which I guess makes all yall heathens.

I'm going to take this at stomach face value, and believe it's true.

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