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Plebian Parasite

combination wildlife sanctuary/pb&j sandwich place called the Preserve Preserve

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Plebian Parasite

That Hawaiian place right outside the capitol building called C-SPAM

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
The Centrist Buffet -- The food isn't great, but there's a little bit of everything and you get a balanced meal.
Taskforce: BBQ -- "No rally is complete with out our sweet meat!"
Che's Charcuterie -- Afro-Cuban fare for the with it and hip
A Nosh of Nostalgia -- "Just Like You Imagine Grandma Used To Make"
Plebian Food Dispensary #187 -- Serves nothing but Soylent and fiberbars, "It'll Keep You Alive!"

Plebian Parasite

come on down to The extruder and see what nutrients we're processing today.

Manifisto


smear and a beer

every order yields you a beer and an unidentified goopy substance smeared onto a plate

the smear is guaranteed to be theoretically edible but that's all you know

you are not permitted to leave until you have finished your smear

sorry no bread, that's cheating

deep dish peat moss

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:


Plebian Food Dispensary #187 -- Serves nothing but Soylent and fiberbars, "It'll Keep You Alive!"

My friend and I have been trying to open this restaurant for a decade, in the form of a downtown automat.

deep dish peat moss

Plebian Parasite posted:

That Hawaiian place right outside the capitol building called C-SPAM

SEA SPAM

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Wipers (It's next door to Smear and a Beer)

Plebian Parasite

shot and a blot

Manifisto


Plebian Parasite posted:

shot and a blot

rorschach, leary, or dealer's choice?

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
A restaurant with unlimited food and WiFi called All U Can Tweat

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Brawwwf - A meme-themed restaurant that only serves thin broth.

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Actually, nevermind. That might ding the no politics rule. Sorry.

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Trumpety Dumpty's: a restaurant where the chef blows eggs out of trumpets into your mouth.

drowned in pussy juice

by FactsAreUseless
there's a pie shop in Byron baycalled the 23 hour pie shop, it's open 24 hours but the implication that it closes for an hour dramatically boosts sales

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Manifisto


drowned in pussy juice posted:

there's a pie shop in Byron baycalled the 23 hour pie shop, it's open 24 hours but the implication that it closes for an hour dramatically boosts sales

the one out of every one hundred thousand donuts contains cyanide donut shop

the ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine out of every one hundred thousand donuts do not contain cyanide donut shop

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 13:44 on May 9, 2017

slowm

live slow, die whenevs
My wine shop is imported Chinese wines welcome to The Grape of Nan King.

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
A place where your family members can chill for a bit, called Rest Ur Aunt

Chasterson

by Nyc_Tattoo
South Carolina style BBQ joint in Colorado called South Pork

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Sensual Simian

summer jorts
meatallica: master of briskets

good thymes

crepes of wrath

the cornhole (gourmet popcorns)

cardamom's home cookin'

papa rika's backyard BBQ

Manifisto


the spice girls

contrary to expectations, the food is not particularly spicy. however it is served by former members of the band the spice girls. however not the singers/musicians, it is actually served by roadies, technicians, and other low-level functionaries associated with the band. many of said functionaries are male. however however, the functionaries do dress as, make themselves up like, and adopt the name and mannerisms of various of the spice girls musicians. also they will add a bit of culinary spice to your food if you ask nicely, this is sort of a "secret menu" hack for dining at the spice girls (the restaurant).

oh, and the background music at the restaurant consists entirely of bananarama and bangles tunes.


ty nesamdoom!

cda

by Hand Knit
Adolf J Hitler's Roadhouse BBQ

cda

by Hand Knit
Thank Goodness It's Hitler

cda

by Hand Knit
Hitlerbees

cda

by Hand Knit
McHitlers

cda

by Hand Knit
Hitler's (Wendy's, but with Hitler instead of Wendy)

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
New Nintendo 3DeliS XL

There's no plates or silverware, you have to eat right off the counter. They say it's because they don't want to sell you things you don't need, like plates.

High on the hog, 90's style.

joke_explainer


opioid agonist posted:

Captain Disease

joke_explainer


Bill Bigsby's Meat Dungeon.

joke_explainer


Thai Phoid.

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Placenta Shack

fuck. marry. t-rex

Kentucky Petting Zoo

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Ah Soba

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


alternatively Soba Desu Ne!

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Professor Putrid's Delectable Spectacle Black Tie Parisian Eatery *slide whistle*

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Get the Hell Out!- a restaurant that lovingly creates the Last Supper with 12 guests. One of them will be Judas. Will it be you?

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Twenty Four


Food, probably

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