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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

gumdrops posted:

This goes here I think


Added to resume.txt

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counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Playboy got rid of nudity because they'd already been hemorrhaging money for years anyways and knew that no one has been buying the magazine for that for a long time now. They just forgot the part about keeping the interviews and articles really good instead. Also at some point someone decided, you know, getting rid of nudity isn't quite enough, let's have this month's centerfold be a Muslim in a headscarf. That will get really get the sweet, sweet super inclusive tumblrite dollars. Turns out super inclusive tumblrites are, to a xir, broke and unable to buy magazines anyways.

Also the Playboy mansion has been on the market for awhile now, but the buyer must agree to let Hef live there until he dies. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/01/11/playboy-mansion-on-sale-for-200-million/78621932/
Holy poo poo it actually sold.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I buy Playboys at airports when I travel so I have something if I get stuck somewhere with no wifi.

Or I did until they stopped with the nudity.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Playboy at least used to feature serious literary content, including articles, stories, or interviews with: Joseph Heller, Roald Dahl, Ian Fleming, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Margaret Atwood, Haruki Murakami, Norman Mailer, Ray Bradbury, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Vladimir Nabokov, and others

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

counterfeitsaint posted:

Also the Playboy mansion has been on the market for awhile now, but the buyer must agree to let Hef live there until he dies. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/01/11/playboy-mansion-on-sale-for-200-million/78621932/
Holy poo poo it actually sold.

Hahahah I was going to post about this, can't believe it actually sold. According to some of Hef's "ex-girlfriends" the place reeks of piss from his untamed dogs ( him too probo ) and is in general disrepair.

Someone also posted about them selling the brand for merchandising but their real hopes was having something like the Pink store with a ton of poo poo they could sell to preteens with the logo on it. Some how I don't think that will ever come to pass.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

gumdrops posted:

This goes here I think


synthy no!!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Laughing Man posted:

Hahahah I was going to post about this, can't believe it actually sold. According to some of Hef's "ex-girlfriends" the place reeks of piss from his untamed dogs ( him too probo ) and is in general disrepair.

Someone also posted about them selling the brand for merchandising but their real hopes was having something like the Pink store with a ton of poo poo they could sell to preteens with the logo on it. Some how I don't think that will ever come to pass.

There is something pleasing that Hef is this low while Flynt is still doing good.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

Aferisan posted:

Theory - Hefner's daughter saw the writing on the wall and is tanking their company with the goal of it not being a slow burn and having hef bankrupted out of his mansion.

maybe but she's out now and the new CEO is... hef's 25 year old son, who is the guy who put the nudity back in

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Zorodius posted:

Playboy at least used to feature serious literary content, including articles, stories, or interviews with: Joseph Heller, Roald Dahl, Ian Fleming, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Margaret Atwood, Haruki Murakami, Norman Mailer, Ray Bradbury, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Vladimir Nabokov, and others

it turns out, that stuff was all just cramming for the Miller Test

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Zorodius posted:

Playboy at least used to feature serious literary content, including articles, stories, or interviews with: Joseph Heller, Roald Dahl, Ian Fleming, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Margaret Atwood, Haruki Murakami, Norman Mailer, Ray Bradbury, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Vladimir Nabokov, and others
The 90s articles were all dumb stuff like "Teacher should be able to gently caress their students, what's ethics?"

I used to work at a military facility where there weren't any women. The men's room had about 50 Playboys in it so I read them to see what the big deal was. Then they were going to get inspected so I was told to get rid of them. So I boxed them up and gave them to my brother who was like 15 at the time.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Woods stash and looking under the seat of big machines told me somthing.

I Like to wack off.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Zeluth posted:

Woods stash and looking under the seat of big machines told me somthing.

I Like to wack off.

good life lesson

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
If Playboy were full of pinup girls and sent back to that 1950s aesthetic (to a degree) with some decent lifestyle articles they could cash in on the vintage trend hipster dudes. The same kind that collect records, for the most part.

Too bad they sold themselves out with cheap and trashy branding deals.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Smeed posted:

If Playboy were full of pinup girls and sent back to that 1950s aesthetic (to a degree) with some decent lifestyle articles they could cash in on the vintage trend hipster dudes. The same kind that collect records, for the most part.

thats prob true

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Honestly I'm kind of shocked that magazines as a whole are still profitable. I guess waiting rooms need reading material?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Honestly I'm kind of shocked that magazines as a whole are still profitable. I guess waiting rooms need reading material?

doctors offices etc can sign up for free magazine subscriptions or at least they used to. i got a playboy scrip by pretending to be a doctor

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
finding a playboy in the woods near school owned in the 80s

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why it was in the woods idk but finding it owned

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
Well yeah, for years people said they just read Playboy for the articles. Seems like kind of a waste of ink to keep printing pictures if no one is going to look at them.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
they left those pornos in the woods for the articles

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
I think they'd do better going quarterly and becoming some sweet rear end coffee table book with cool photography along the lines of something that'd be popular on Instagram. Nobody wants to pay money for content you can find on the internet on a medium that is designed for throwing in the trash. If you're going to publish your content on something physical in the internet age I wanna be able to keep it and show it off.

Yabanjin
Feb 13, 2007

I AM smiling.

Laughing Man posted:

Hahahah I was going to post about this, can't believe it actually sold. According to some of Hef's "ex-girlfriends" the place reeks of piss from his untamed dogs ( him too probo ) and is in general disrepair.

Someone also posted about them selling the brand for merchandising but their real hopes was having something like the Pink store with a ton of poo poo they could sell to preteens with the logo on it. Some how I don't think that will ever come to pass.

Playboy socks are very popular with pre-teens in Japan (socks are the only "individual" item you can show off for clothes if your school has a uniform).
Weird to see a kid on the street wearing this brand...

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Yabanjin posted:

Playboy socks are very popular with pre-teens in Japan (socks are the only "individual" item you can show off for clothes if your school has a uniform).
Weird to see a kid on the street wearing this brand...

Isn't the bunny costume just visual shorthand for "sexy" in Japan?

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

counterfeitsaint posted:

Turns out super inclusive tumblrites are, to a xir, broke and unable to buy magazines anyways.

goddamn I love that old people like this guy think that "being broke" is the reason young people don't buy magazines

Yabanjin
Feb 13, 2007

I AM smiling.

tenspott posted:

Isn't the bunny costume just visual shorthand for "sexy" in Japan?

I've been here 15 years now, and I'm not even sure what Japanese people think is "sexy" anymore.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Playboy, I thought, tried to eventually enforce some sort of trademark or copyright on the concept of 'bunny girl' costume but it was after a lot of media had already co-opted it as sort of a generic 'sexy' shorthand.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

playboy got the speer interview which wasnt nothing

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Klyith posted:

how are the articles in that?

there's articles?

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