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Drink frozen wine cooler pouches and write Kindle porn to supplement my retirement savings/keep the mind sharp.
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Feb 18, 2017 15:19
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wittle wood, confuse my pills and grandkids
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Feb 18, 2017 15:43
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I just got new tires a year ago, OP.
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Feb 18, 2017 15:48
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I'm 42 years old and currently have $37.53 in my savings account. I feel like thinking about retirement at this point would be ludicrously optimistic. On the bright side tho my liver can't possibly have more than a few good years left in it, so I figure this problem will solve itself
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Feb 18, 2017 17:24
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gently caress as many attractive big tittied blondes as humanly possible. ( a lot)
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Feb 18, 2017 17:44
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Doing loving on the cocaine moon.
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Feb 18, 2017 18:50
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Space Race Riot posted:I'm 42 years old and currently have $37.53 in my savings account. I feel like thinking about retirement at this point would be ludicrously optimistic. On the bright side tho my liver can't possibly have more than a few good years left in it, so I figure this problem will solve itself You and 71% of the country. quote:
Oh hey, more and more people are going to have to work past retirement age as automation and outsourcing hemorrhages jobs! This should be interesting to watch.
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Feb 18, 2017 19:04
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FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:Oh hey, more and more people are going to have to work past retirement age as automation and outsourcing hemorrhages jobs! This should be interesting to watch. Old people are going to mass vote in survivable benefits and no one will be able to stop them
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Feb 18, 2017 19:09
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naem posted:Old people are going to mass vote in survivable benefits and no one will be able to stop them Socialism is cool and good if you're old, but bad and wrong if you're a Millennial.
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Feb 18, 2017 19:12
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At 2020 I will have the option to retire if I choose with a blue state pension & benefits. In addition I currently have a bloated 401k just under 300k. Oh by the way, I'll still be under 55 come 2020. To answer the question, I will be driving my new Indian motorcycle along the beach somewhere in a red state. I will also have a classic 1950's era pick-up truck that will have a tiny bed big enough for a cooler, my guitars+toys or a surfboard. I will have a pup that goes on adventures with me that I will name Milo. My regular days will consist of gym/lunch/playing music/riding my toys & pursuing other interesting hobbies. I think I will learn to curse in French/build military grade drones & if you see some old bald dude riding a longboard along boardwalk with a fu-manchu & a full Jack Kirby sleeve that will be I.
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Feb 21, 2017 02:17
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i guess have a shack made out of twigs in the woods, far from any humans, where i completely lose grips with reality and die pitifully in like, 2 weeks tops
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Feb 21, 2017 02:34
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except it won't be pitiful to me because i will have had completely lost grips with reality
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Feb 21, 2017 02:35
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:At 2020 I will have the option to retire if I choose with a blue state pension & benefits. In addition I currently have a bloated 401k just under 300k. Oh by the way, I'll still be under 55 come 2020. Killing and robbing this guy
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Feb 21, 2017 18:24
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:At 2020 I will have the option to retire if I choose with a blue state pension & benefits. In addition I currently have a bloated 401k just under 300k. Oh by the way, I'll still be under 55 come 2020.
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Feb 21, 2017 18:47
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invest in the fastest sports car/motorcycle your budget will allow
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Feb 21, 2017 19:06
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Remind young people how good they have it because back in my day.....
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Feb 21, 2017 19:11
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slowly become a huge racist bigot
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Feb 21, 2017 19:12
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Retirement will not exist in 30 years just probably state sponsored cyanide capsules sent to your door on your 65th birthday (unless you're rich then they'll let you hang around) So what I'm saying is, my plan is to live in an underground enclave of forbidden old people being hunted by the government.
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Feb 21, 2017 19:16
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sit on the porch, smoke and draw. It's kind of what I do already.
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Feb 21, 2017 19:24
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Is retirement "the American dream" with an acre of nice land that you worked hard for and receive toward the end of your lifespan? Or is it like you keep getting the same check you've been getting just about til you die but you don't have to work?
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Feb 21, 2017 19:34
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scott zoloft posted:Is retirement "the American dream" with an acre of nice land that you worked hard for and receive toward the end of your lifespan? Or is it like you keep getting the same check you've been getting just about til you die but you don't have to work? The second one used to be true. But jobs with decent pensions are a myth nowadays, and if you do get a pension your bosses are going to lose it gambling on totally slick investment moves that will crumble in the next financial crisis.
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Feb 21, 2017 20:00
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numberoneposter posted:im on the italian retirement plan
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Feb 21, 2017 20:10
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I guess I'll be begging for scraps when I retire. Or get too old to work, whatever.
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Feb 21, 2017 20:22
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scott zoloft posted:Is retirement "the American dream" with an acre of nice land that you worked hard for and receive toward the end of your lifespan? Or is it like you keep getting the same check you've been getting just about til you die but you don't have to work? land is pretty cheap if you get away from the city. this is my plan, i will purchase a remote cabin in the canadian north as soon as it is financially feasible. i'm not waiting for retirement! i want to eliminate as many bills as possible with "of the grid" shenanigans. i will pay my meager property taxes selling crafts over the internet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Pe_u_4q5M
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Feb 21, 2017 20:43
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FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:You and 71% of the country. Last I heard, over half of American households don't even have $500 in savings lol.
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Feb 21, 2017 20:59
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I would like to read all day and play video games and watch Netflix and eat hamburgers and maybe work out so pretty much what I do now OP
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Feb 22, 2017 00:20
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I would like to run for mayor of Lewiston, Montana.
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Feb 22, 2017 00:33
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Nolan Arenado posted:I would like to run for mayor of Lewiston, Montana. gently caress yeah, my grandpa was the Mayor of a town of 270 people that semis' used to speed through till he got the speed limit changed and the road repaved.
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Feb 22, 2017 00:36
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Hardawn posted:gently caress yeah, my grandpa was the Mayor of a town of 270 people that semis' used to speed through till he got the speed limit changed and the road repaved. a life well lived
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Feb 22, 2017 00:37
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Not listen to other people's problems.
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Feb 22, 2017 00:38
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There are whole small Midwestern towns entirely populated with retired people who can buy a small house for like $50-$100k to retire in and live like, half off of social security half off savings- I plan to hollow out their corpse to live inside of
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Feb 22, 2017 00:43
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gonna get a nice seaside cottage somewhere in northern Oklahoma
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Feb 22, 2017 01:54
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I want to chill out on about 80 acres of wooded property.
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Feb 22, 2017 01:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk1T9XC3XPc
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Feb 22, 2017 02:33
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I was planning on retiring comfortably but now I have kids and lol I'm hosed
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Feb 22, 2017 21:46
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Ex-pat to a warm country and be a sleezy 'ole drunk I suppose
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Feb 23, 2017 01:37
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Hmm probably play world of warcraft
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Feb 23, 2017 01:39
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I wanna just chill in a workshop in a garage or something and make furniture and bows, carve wood. Evenings I wanna spend telling rambling overlong stories to grandchildren with a lit pipe and a glass of whiskey in my hand. Maybe grow a huge old man beard that I tuck into my overalls while working in the shop. I could totally die happy being that guy.
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