BLOOD AND THUNDER, SATAN GUIDE MY DICK - GiP Metal Thread

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Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

EBBNOTE:

EVERY POST ITT MUST CONTAIN A METAL PICTURE, VIDEO, OR AUDIO :regd10:

And don't get cute with that rule, I mean music from the metal genre.

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Also only post one vid per post cuz god drat it takes a long time to load one page with shitloads of videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Feb 16, 2017

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:02

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:58

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

have some inca folk metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMC9AWqb_g

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:08

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

Let's all guess how many calories the drummer burned when recording this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=276PuxQPFT4

# ? Feb 17, 2017 05:10

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J_eZ3vgLAM

# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:52

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

Do you like songs about the end of all things? I like songs about the end of all things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzVDt1xYFsM

# ? Feb 18, 2017 16:44

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:19

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKwozw9Tww

# ? Feb 19, 2017 07:47

Spunky Junior Reporter!: Jul 27, 2011; Fun Shoe

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKwozw9Tww

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:23

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cEfrIxpZ8

Viking chill metal

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:41

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

lets go on a journey friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68-m7jDIHxo

quote:

[THE TRAVELLER:]
"Harken, o'kinsmen what I have to tell
The marsh realm is suffering from sinister spell
Come gather around the ember so bright
And listen to what has happened that night
Unknown paths to areas unseen
Surrounded by twilight, at heart kind of keen
Through tendrils like claws I made my way
Deities besides me tempting to stray
As I roamed through these woods of old
I felt there was something grim to unfold..."

[TROLL CHIEFTAIN:]
Forlorn mortal now listen to my vow
An oath I swear as thy oldest foe
Just before the next full moon rise
We'll celebrate thy tribe's demise
For too long we've avoided a war
But now we'll start it with barbaric roar
Fear the fall of the forthcoming night
It's end will be thy end alike!

[TROLL WARLORD:]
O' powerful seer grant me thy charm
The rage of a bear that no one could harm
Ancient idols awake! For I offer thee blood
Mortal lives I will take and drown them in mud!
With the sunset at the edge of the heel-stone
Let us summon by the marshland border
For the war god's watching from his wood-throne
Thus we will obey this final order

[TROLL BERSERK:]
Horror is mine... Bones I grind
The skull of thine... They won't find
In my lair... My hidden cave
Thy despair! My home - thy grave!

Blood gush I source - Bloodshed I force

[THE TRAVELLER:]
"The only reason they left me alive
Is to announce that (at last) no one will survive
Beware of the shapes that in twilight creep
Grim omens that tell us we're (already) in too deep..."

# ? Feb 21, 2017 04:35

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Thanks KFFF for my new favorite metal band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUWEtYJuiV8

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:56

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

hail satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5stsMAntb1w

# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:31

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

can i do stoner/sludge/doom here thx

down - eyes of the south
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx59QaQgrFU

orange goblin - made of rats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWvBqbntNGg

electric wizard - wizard in black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IOLgzZ4vQk

i won't bother with kyuss cause I would recommend you start doing bongrips and listening to whole albums

hail satan

# ? Feb 22, 2017 18:14

Reverence: Nov 1, 2009

you can't post about stoner/sludge without posting sleep, it's like a rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

# ? Feb 23, 2017 00:07

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Reverence posted:

you can't post about stoner/sludge without posting sleep, it's like a rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

please throw your terrible music in the trash can k thx bye

# ? Feb 23, 2017 00:38

Reverence: Nov 1, 2009

rip, outed as a bad music liker

# ? Feb 23, 2017 01:33

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Thanks KFFF for my new favorite metal band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUWEtYJuiV8

Rotting Christ is OK greek metal. This is awesome greek metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpuwom6v-6M

Nuclear Tourist fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Feb 23, 2017

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:26

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqOKDaJ-ZSI

# ? Feb 23, 2017 18:09

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nuclear Tourist posted:

Rotting Christ is OK greek metal. This is awesome greek metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpuwom6v-6M

if your metric is greek metal, then why would you call something that sounds entirely derivative of norwegian black metal awesome, while a band that incorporates elements of their greek culture is merely ok? :raise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bl6TzsOq4w

# ? Feb 23, 2017 20:03

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

if your metric is greek metal, then why would you call something that sounds entirely derivative of norwegian black metal awesome, while a band that incorporates elements of their greek culture is merely ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bl6TzsOq4w

# ? Feb 24, 2017 03:46

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

Well, that's like, just your opinion man.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 03:52

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fAyfSyfc8o

:hist101:

# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:18

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

wise fwom yoah gwave!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMPidQe4VOM

# ? Mar 12, 2017 06:48

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Here, have some Slough Feg singing about spaceships and such

Tactical Air War

Traders and Gunboats

High Passage/Low Passage

# ? Mar 12, 2017 09:09

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeZgoDG994

# ? Mar 19, 2017 07:19

Terrible Robot: Jul 2, 2010; FRIED CHICKEN; Slippery Tilde

Reverence posted:

you can't post about stoner/sludge without posting sleep, it's like a rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

Sleep owns, gently caress all haters.

In that same vein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwqFUzt7HnQ

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:55

Force de Fappe: Nov 7, 2008

If you haven't listened to Dopesmoker end to end a hundred times at least you're a scrub and need to un-scrub yourself.

Tangorodrim is some real fuckin old-school real deal black metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JVaTsmDGQU

A lot of doom metal is uninspited poo poo but this Caronte track is loving solid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2k5zV9sKPI

e: gently caress it, Aura Noir are still awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMK0qz_4G_4

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:25

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Sabaton are like the patron band of GiP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWlYDTH48bg

# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:31

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwMc_1jSqxI

# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:27

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue0g0FC3h84

oooooodin!

# ? Jun 7, 2017 06:57

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

New Entrails album gently caress yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AmaxCeYVVk

# ? Jun 11, 2017 04:53

Water777: Mar 19, 2015

Every movie theater should run this just before the previews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjobAeMBos

# ? Jun 12, 2017 09:08

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

THUNDER

HORSE

https://youtu.be/o0P-TTnYqws

# ? Jun 30, 2017 01:48

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:58

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# ? Jun 30, 2017 02:44

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