Itt I will predict what would happen to you if we played NBA JAM (1993)

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Piso Mojado

n/t

# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:25

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:23

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I'll tell you what would happen, OP. I'd get on fire right away, under a minute. Then I'd plant my player underneath your net, 100% block chance, no goaltending for on fire players. After every block, I'd pass it to my CPU player and get some points. GG OP. :owned:

# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:27

BIRDCON 2017

please op, i will use this info to predict whatt would happen if we played Goof Troop (1993)

# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:38

BIRDCON 2017

Gross Dude posted:

I'll tell you what would happen, OP. I'd get on fire right away, under a minute. Then I'd plant my player underneath your net, 100% block chance, no goaltending for on fire players. After every block, I'd pass it to my CPU player and get some points. GG OP.

woah

# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:39

Piso Mojado

Gross Dude posted:

I'll tell you what would happen, OP. I'd get on fire right away, under a minute. Then I'd plant my player underneath your net, 100% block chance, no goaltending for on fire players. After every block, I'd pass it to my CPU player and get some points. GG OP.

holy poo poo

Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Feb 19, 2017

# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:39

Piso Mojado

please goldmine this own immediatly

# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

my controller is sticky, lets have a rematch, please

# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:41

vanisher

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# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:44

vanisher

I dunno op, i've got some mad skills, and I'm not afraid to take a half court shot

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# ? Feb 19, 2017 06:45

Ultra Spoot

Please, I must know if i would boom your shakalakas

# ? Feb 19, 2017 11:06

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

I immediately pick Pistons but input the code to have Bill Clinton on the team and spend the next 20 minutes On Fire and dunking on you, no mercy

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:51

Piso Mojado

darth_pizza posted:

I immediately pick Pistons but input the code to have Bill Clinton on the team and spend the next 20 minutes On Fire and dunking on you, no mercy

lmao if you need cheats and cant get a win using just Laimbeer and Thomas. please exit the thread through the fail door tyvm.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:59

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

T E

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:23

Twerkteam Pizza

TELL ME

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:32

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

fast forward to NBA JAM 2003. you got little acne faced 13 yr olds discovering themeslves in a post-911 world by noticing dirk nowitzky's flowing blonde virtual waves

# ? Feb 20, 2017 09:07

Death Bot: Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

Gross Dude posted:

I'll tell you what would happen, OP. I'd get on fire right away, under a minute. Then I'd plant my player underneath your net, 100% block chance, no goaltending for on fire players. After every block, I'd pass it to my CPU player and get some points. GG OP.

From downtown!

# ? Feb 21, 2017 20:13

Booblord Zagats

I know the big head code for genesis

# ? Feb 22, 2017 20:30

Bummey: you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

I've never played nba jam (1993). what's it like? how would I do?

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:46

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Bummey posted:

I've never played nba jam (1993). what's it like? how would I do?

it is a classic of the 90s and too bad that it came out when i sucked at videogames even more than i do now lol

# ? Feb 22, 2017 22:58

alnilam

Gross Dude posted:

I'll tell you what would happen, OP. I'd get on fire right away, under a minute. Then I'd plant my player underneath your net, 100% block chance, no goaltending for on fire players. After every block, I'd pass it to my CPU player and get some points. GG OP.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:10

Chairman Wao: go star

come on and SLAM

# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:17

bradzilla

Gross Dude posted:

I'll tell you what would happen, OP. I'd get on fire right away, under a minute. Then I'd plant my player underneath your net, 100% block chance, no goaltending for on fire players. After every block, I'd pass it to my CPU player and get some points. GG OP.

ohhhhh my!

# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:40

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

drat, I want to try this game but it's $5 in the apple store, so I won't be able to find out op :ohdear:

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Feb 24, 2017 03:01

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

i'd p much instanltly gently caress you upp

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# ? Feb 27, 2017 11:25

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Im not much for Naught Boy Acitivies... Especialy not jamming it.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Feb 27, 2017 16:21

Armitage: "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

I call dibs on the Dallas mavericks

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:27

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

OK so I checked out this game some more and it looks like your players catch themselves on fire which is a huge occupational safety hazard for both them and the spectators. Then an announcer goes BOOM SHAKALAKALAKALAKA... which I can't even pretend to parse. And the glass breaks and shatters?! Multiple times in a game?! It looks v exciting!

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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:03

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:23

social vegan

the announcer would say i'm heating up and then we'd spend the next two hours imitating him

# ? Mar 1, 2017 17:16

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