- Uxzuigal
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Chill Berserker Dude
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Humans, EVOLVE!
Man wanted muscles - Invented steroids!
Man wanted bigger firecrackers - Split the atom!
Man got thirsty - Invented beer!
Man got bored - invented drugs!
Man got tired - invented selective hearing!
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- Adbot
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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impressive technique O P
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Feb 19, 2017 20:52
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- Odysseus S. Grant
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Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
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This is a fun idea for a thread but the only ones I can come up with are hella depressing.
i'll be ready to wake up 3 am tonight with the perfect post for it thou
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Feb 19, 2017 21:25
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by Smythe
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man wanted to have love, he invented pets
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Feb 19, 2017 21:55
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man wanted solitude, just a few minutes to himself, away from that monster who can never close her got-drat mouth, dear lord woman; anyway he invented bowling
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Feb 19, 2017 21:59
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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man named joseph wanted to ignore his wife's infidelity so he invented christianly
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Feb 19, 2017 22:03
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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man wanted a smaller horse that could come inside so invented the dog
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Feb 19, 2017 22:03
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- Odysseus S. Grant
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Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
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Man wanted what he could not have, so he invented reasons to not want it.
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Feb 19, 2017 22:14
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man wanted good laughs - invented the funnies section
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Feb 20, 2017 01:08
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Man wanted chill - he invented Scandinavian winters.
Man realized his mistake - he invented BYOB instead.
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Feb 20, 2017 02:23
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Man wanted to control the masses with fear, they created the "round earth"
Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig
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Feb 20, 2017 03:16
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- Odysseus S. Grant
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Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
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Humanity wanted to not die of diseases, invented vaccination.
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Feb 20, 2017 10:18
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- Elusif
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Man in vent needed to be rescued, man in big trouble.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:41
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- social vegan
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man couldn't lick own elbow, invents uncomfortably close friends
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Feb 21, 2017 18:25
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