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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?














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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
arent umami and salty the same thing

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
i thought savoury and umami were the same

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
i almost just replied with goatse

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

why am I crying??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Robot Randy posted:

arent umami and salty the same thing

Umami is a super special extra flavor that only Japanese people can sense and taste

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Umami is a super special extra flavor that only Japanese people can sense and taste

its msg

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

why doesn't the internet realize there are more dogs than just corgis and shibas

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

get that OUT of my face posted:

why doesn't the internet realize there are more dogs than just corgis and shibas

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Robot Randy posted:

arent umami and salty the same thing


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

i thought savoury and umami were the same

no, umami is generally a 'contamination' that contrasts with other flavors (dirt, mold, some leaves, maybe a few twigs, caterpillars that are eating a tomato plant that gets thrown into a harvester, etc)

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I love a happy ending.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
They call it umami because it makes you go "Ooh, mommy!"

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
is cum umami?

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

de_dust posted:

is cum umami?

I came in umami

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

my dumb gay brain saw "end, scroll" in the title and interpreted "elder scrolls" and BOY was I confused

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

i thought savoury and umami were the same

they're close but umami is like the aftertaste of pure hamburger or steak or something. It's almost more like a tactile sensation than a flavor.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Umami is like broth flavor and I hate the name

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Toadvine posted:

Umami is like broth flavor and I hate the name

maybe if america didnt have such lovely schools then wed have smart kids to invent culinary concepts and not have to rely on stupid japanese names

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
also tbh wtf is moist doing there at the top

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Ooh mommy is my favorite flavor.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
fun fact: shibas are garbage dogs

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Cosmic Charlie posted:

I came in umami

if this gets a probe I'll take one as well tia

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

ra tehuti posted:

if this gets a probe I'll take one as well tia

Ill show you a probe

up your BUTT

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

SHISHKABOB posted:

Ill show you a probe

up your BUTT

..d.dd..dd..dad??

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

ra tehuti posted:

..d.dd..dd..dad??

i have never had sex so i cannot be your dad i am sorry

Kruxy
May 19, 2004

Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

A+ email. funny end did not disappoint. would scroll again (after scrolling back up so I could scroll again)

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

SHISHKABOB posted:

i am sorry

:same:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Cosmic Charlie posted:

I came in umami

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i liked how there was pictures of dogs

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

i liked how there was pictures of dogs

Those are not dogs. :confused:

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

fun fact: shibas are garbage dogs
some day dachshunds will have their day in the sun, even though they're obnoxious aggressive assholes irl

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nolan Arenado posted:

Those are not dogs. :confused:

i said "was", im not stupid ok

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