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All of those anti-smoking commercials. The ones with dubstep and poo poo for the kids, and the gross-out ones with people pulling out their teeth or talking through a hole in their throat or whatever. Just obnoxious.
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i read somewhere that the anti-smoking commercials are made by the tobacco industry as part of lawsuit settlements they're intentionally bad because they want kids to think anti-smoking sentiment is lame
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Feb 23, 2017 20:49
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I loving hate the commercials for Hawkauto.com may just be from hearing the drat thing in the morning before I've had coffee so many times though Get a great deal at Hawkauto.cooooooom! HAWK AUUUTO DOT COM!
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Feb 23, 2017 20:49
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actually these commercials are cool and good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfeVx_bOzdg
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Feb 23, 2017 20:50
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Do radio commercials count? Because then it's the Mountain Dew radio commercial about an idiot asshols who turns off a soccer game while people are watching it. It's incredibly painfully stupid.
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Feb 23, 2017 20:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csrPT9ClVUc holy poo poo I never thought I could hate mcdonalds so much.
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Feb 23, 2017 20:56
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Ein cooler Typ posted:actually these commercials are cool and good Wow I didn't know cigarettes caused memes to become real, I'm gunna buy a pack right now.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:00
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givepatajob posted:Your job's your credit you poors. Might be racist. this is great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpw-dJinzK0
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Feb 23, 2017 21:03
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc probs my favorite commercial
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Feb 23, 2017 21:05
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i don't remember exactly what the commercial was for, but there was some diet/supplement pill commercial where they did a close zoom on one of the pills and had little labels pointing to arbitrary granules boasting VITAMIN C! NIACIN! IRON! etc. and there was an incredulous lady they interviewed that said "they're giving it away for free?! it must be good!!" this commercial was really long and they'd play it every single break during "dance 360", an amateur dance competition hosted by kell mitchell that started with him walking on set and spinning some rims that were just hanging on a wall while the ambiguously ethnic DJ k-sly laid down some phat beats edit oh here's three seconds of really awful quality video the product was "focus factor" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qv6d8hx1rk garfield hentai fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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Feb 23, 2017 21:10
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Monkey Fracas posted:I want to cave in the skull of whoever greenlit that goddamn Cars For Kids ad They've done studies on this jingle to try and find out just why it's so irritating yet sticks in your mind. And yes, the creator has gone into hiding over death threats.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:19
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Pube Factory posted:all commercials are invasive and weird A few years ago I decided to get rid of cable and go Netflix/Amazon mostly because I was so tired of sitting through ads and having to mute the worst ones. What finally pushed me over the edge was Geico and their constant unfunny spots, especially the pig in the car going WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:43
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garfield hentai posted:i don't remember exactly what the commercial was for, but there was some diet/supplement pill commercial where they did a close zoom on one of the pills and had little labels pointing to arbitrary granules boasting VITAMIN C! NIACIN! IRON! etc. and there was an incredulous lady they interviewed that said "they're giving it away for free?! it must be good!!" This is kind of like, "REMEMBER, IDIOTS, IF YOU TAKE THIS PILL AND LOSE TO MUCH WEIGHT REDUCE YOUR INTAKE TO 1 MORON PILL PER DAY!" Over and over, all day long, every single day on the radio. I hate them and humanity and myself and I hope we all die.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs Apply directly to your forehead in case directions weren't clear.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:58
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a bone to pick posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ Me whenever that commercial comes on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrkbXTKu2SM
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Feb 23, 2017 23:31
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YeahTubaMike posted:this is the correct answer, but this one is a close runner-up This commercial makes me want to murder suicide my family.
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Feb 23, 2017 23:46
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Bubble Bobby posted:This commercial makes me want to murder suicide my family. I don't mind that one. These commercials literally make me hate children and babies and stay at home moms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7WV3gcBKkA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNS5l1cy-B8 God drat IT!
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Feb 24, 2017 00:39
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I've had this stupid song stuck in my head for days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Mcgdq3CUA
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Mar 15, 2017 16:43
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There was some yogurt commercial around 10 years ago with a hot blonde stopping in a grocery store to loudly gurgle down yogurt like she was vacuuming jizz from a cock and she looks around with a "Tee-hee, I swallowed!" grin and loving hell, I hate that woman a decade later. It was like watching someone thinking it's foreplay to come barreling at you with a mouth full of noodles, goddamn.
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Mar 15, 2017 16:54
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Disgusting Coward posted:Behold, the most punchable spunky teenager ever to exist, making GBS threads all over the ghost of Ian Dury to pimp cereal.
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Mar 15, 2017 17:04
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You can never go wrong with the manbib TRIGGER WARNING D-LIST CELEB COMMENTARY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ihaR74dRtI
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Mar 15, 2017 18:24
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Vastarien posted:I've had this stupid song stuck in my head for days. I keep hearing that commercial and this one back to back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Nsemb1QWY both of these awkward white girls can get it though.
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Mar 15, 2017 20:11
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lost another loan to DITECH
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a bone to pick posted:haha I just imagine Gordon Ramsay popping in form the side of the screen ITS RAW!
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gary oldmans diary posted:You! Come over here! Feel her face. Yes chef!
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https://youtu.be/8rMD3DSAhjg Haaaaiiiirrrrcuts Boots and pants and boots and pants
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5EMvm1oMv0 My least favorite commercial because it's trying to tick all the "cool" boxes but it just comes off douchey.
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Mar 15, 2017 21:53
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Bob Rohrman is a dude around the Chicagoland area with a few car dealerships and he keeps getting older and older and keeps insisting on appearing in the TV and radio commercials and I've been seeing them for as long as I can remember all my life and this man, this Bob Rohrman has aged before my eyes over the years Not exactly irritating but I don't like being reminded of my own mortality and the fragility of the human life in general a bunch of times while I'm watching the morning news trying to wake up "Bob RRROOOAAARRRman here to remind you that the human life is but a blink of an eye in relative terms and it will be over before you know it! THIS IS THE BURDEN WE ALL MUST BEAR AS LOWLY IMPERMANENT CREATURES SO WHY NOT GET YOURSELF INTO A NEW FORD OR LINCOLN TODAY!!!" For actual irritating content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA it's no Kars4Kids ad but if given the chance I would wrap my hands around the throat of every person sitting in the boardroom that shat this out and keep squeezing until I saw some eyeball bloodvessels burst Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Mar 15, 2017 |
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Mar 15, 2017 22:03
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jesus christ, this motherfucker?  I cannot think of anything I'd like to do less than buy a car from one of this weird fucker's dealers.
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Mar 15, 2017 22:36
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pants in my pants posted:jesus christ, this motherfucker? 
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Mar 15, 2017 22:55
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Monkey Fracas posted:I want to cave in the skull of whoever greenlit that goddamn Cars For Kids ad https://youtu.be/K8UV7SAhvG4
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Mar 15, 2017 23:02
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Cars 4 Kids is the only thing that will make me reflexively change the station the second that first note hits.
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Mar 15, 2017 23:05
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i read somewhere that the anti-smoking commercials are made by the tobacco industry as part of lawsuit settlements They have to give money to a third party that produces the ads. Any horribleness is their fault but teen smoking is way down so whatever.
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Mar 15, 2017 23:07
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I have been spared the indignity of having to withstand the TV spot up until this point; small mercies Apparently the charity is some like Orthodox Jewish promotion outfit and also gleefully trolls people online who post on Twitter about how much they hate the jingle or whatever by making fun of them with talking sock puppet videos https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/kars-4-kids-the-most-hated-and-best-jingle-of-all-time
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Mar 15, 2017 23:13
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Monkey Fracas posted:For actual irritating content:  what the gently caress
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Spotify used to run a ton of American family life insurance or whatever ads that opened with "what does the American dream look like!?" By a guy who sounded stoned or way too excited about it and gently caress they fished 5 bucks outta my pocket so fast to make those stop. Good job Spotify
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