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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status?

Only if it's from getting an airbag installed.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status?

Ooh, that’s going to sting.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status?

No, sounding, no matter how extreme, doesn't make you a cyborg.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I've got a prosthetic leg.

I'm definitely a cyborg.

With the way the technology is moving forward even get a properly biomechanical one in the near future.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Cartoon Man posted:



They also celebrate National Moose Day.

Australian: "yeah, nah, yeah, nah."= "really? get where you are coming from, but no."

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Cartoon Man posted:



They also celebrate National Moose Day.

If I had a nickel for every place that claimed this is how they uniquely talk.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
My favorite Hawaiian Pidgin phrase is "if can, can. if no can, no can", meaning "if you can get around to it, great, if not, don't worry about it"

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



1 posted:

Actually I'm pretty sure being pieced together from corpses and metal makes A Moose a Frankenstein

:hmmyes: I mean that doesn't sound wrong

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
*running into thread, gasping for air as I stammer* Actually, they'd be Frankenstein's Monster!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status?

The warhams guys weren't being serious when they said to pin your taint.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


When you go way over par it's called a Canada Goose.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Teaches that dude to golf. Golf: not even once.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Scathach posted:

Teaches that dude to golf. Golf: not even once.

:hai:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Apologies if you enjoy golf. Golf: perhaps every now and then.

E: geese ALWAYS

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

If the guy with the bag full of long metal sticks can't deal with a goose, no one can.

edit: poo poo, now I want a Canadian version of the Great Emu War. It'd be way more of a one-sided slaughter, though.

Buddy_Cthulhu
Jun 10, 2005


There's no coming out a winner there. Either you are the guy who ran from a goose, or you're the guy who punched a goose.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Buddy_Cthulhu posted:

you're the guy who punched a goose.

Buddy_Cthulhu posted:

There's no coming out a winner there.

????

There's a clear winner, I'd say.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



FreudianSlippers posted:

I've got a prosthetic leg.

I'm definitely a cyborg.

With the way the technology is moving forward even get a properly biomechanical one in the near future.

I'm a little concerned about how enthusiastic you are for this future, considering your avatar.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


A Moose posted:

I have both cadaver bone AND titanium in my mouth!

I got tooth implants about 16 years ago for 2 adult teeth that just never came in. Apparently bacteria can get into the threads of the implant, where it's impossible to clean out, and start reproducing and dissolve the bone around the implant, causing it to just fall out. So I needed bone grafts to fill in the holes from the old implants, before getting new implants.
Come to think of it I must have some too, I think they mentioned grafting something on when I got my implant as a teen. Thanks for the new thing to worry about happening by the way.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Buddy_Cthulhu posted:

There's no coming out a winner there. Either you are the guy who ran from a goose, or you're the guy who punched a goose.
The way to avoid conflict is to be the guy who seduced a goose.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Knormal posted:

The way to avoid conflict is to be the guy who seduced a goose.

Zeus? I don't think that was meant to be any sort of conflict resolution.

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

Knormal posted:

The way to avoid conflict is to be the guy who seduced a goose.

allegedly

fullerene has a new favorite as of 11:03 on Apr 19, 2024

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Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

Knormal posted:

The way to avoid conflict is to be the guy who seduced a goose.

That sort of thing just leads to way more trouble later on, trust me.

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