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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
IMPORTANT NOTE
not who makes u the most horny, who do u think is the most horny trump appointee

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Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
pity reply

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
i believe trump actively avoided virility in virtually all his picks
i would suspect each and every one of his picks suffer from ongoing impotence

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
Spicy likes the latinas

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Probably Kushner

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


miller

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


its gotta be HUD stud Ben Carson

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

indecorous slattern kellyanne conway

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?




Look at those bedroom eyes, you know he's dtf

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

bannon is extremely horny but only for a rare form of space bug that laid eggs inside him a thousand years ago

the eggs have kept him alive in a form of symbiosis but soon they will hatch, and if he cannot find a new clutch of eggs to gestate he will quickly wither away...

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



friend ben unlocks the vast depravity of his mindstash every time he closes his eyes

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Stephen Miller's unrequited high school love will be punished within the next four years

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
Kellyanne Conway- possibly

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
The guy who rides his horse to work in DC

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Weeping Wound posted:

Stephen Miller's unrequited high school love will be punished within the next four years
this is his entire origin story. social outcast at otherwise inclusive and ethnically diverse high school. now using his powers of mediocrity to bring about fascism

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Big Fat Iguana posted:

The guy who rides his horse to work in DC



someone tell him the maze is over at the pentagon

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

trump will not allow an appointee to be hornier than him

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
I nominate Sebastian loving Gorka for horniest sadsack in the 11-dimensional trump admin tesseract

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
the answer

is Trump himself

(after he puts himself on the supreme court as a recess appointment)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
there's nothing in the constitution that says the executive branch can't be a judge

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lamebot posted:

someone tell him the maze is over at the pentagon

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Should I make a new version of this thread w a poll of every name posted y/n

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
reince priebus is a size queen

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I know Stephen Miller personally and the only thing I can say about him in complete confidence is that he eats rear end every loving day. He loving eats the booty for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The man is insatiable

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Business Gorillas posted:

I know Stephen Miller personally and the only thing I can say about him in complete confidence is that he eats rear end every loving day. He loving eats the booty for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The man is insatiable

wow, i guess he was hornier than i thought, pass him my number, you will find it on google

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Business Gorillas posted:

I know Stephen Miller personally and the only thing I can say about him in complete confidence is that he eats rear end every loving day. He loving eats the booty for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The man is insatiable

I respect his kink

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its the doorman who services melania every night in new york. cucking the president of the US would make anyone horny

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I nominate the horse

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Les Os posted:

I nominate the horse

too late gelded before nominations

Mr. Belding
May 19, 2006
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Business Gorillas posted:

I know Stephen Miller personally and the only thing I can say about him in complete confidence is that he eats rear end every loving day. He loving eats the booty for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The man is insatiable

Booties for Breakfast is an incel anthem.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

bump_fn posted:

pity reply

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
miller can probably lean down and self-fellate

gorka is probably heavily into the furry bondage scene as a bear

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

That Robot posted:

gorka is probably heavily into the furry bondage scene as a bear

Like a big hairy leather daddy, or a grizzly bear

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

wizard on a water slide posted:

Like a big hairy leather daddy, or a grizzly bear

getting hard up and frequenting glory holes, truck stops and liberty university

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


That Robot posted:

miller can probably lean down and self-fellate

gorka is probably heavily into the furry bondage scene as a bear

Wouldn't look out of place stealing a few pic a nic baskets

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Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
I'm betting Mnuchin does the most loving. Being a wallstreet guy, he's probably done that scene from Requiem for a Dream at least a couple times.

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