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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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holy sh*t yall, i was talking to a friend last night and he want s me to go apply for a job at his food truck
but get this: it has no wheels!!!
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Mar 7, 2017 18:37
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- alnilam
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how does it move
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Mar 7, 2017 20:34
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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it doesn t! it is the most lethargic food truck of them all
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Mar 7, 2017 20:40
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- alnilam
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that's a little insensitive, would you call a person with no legs lethargic?
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Mar 7, 2017 20:43
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- alnilam
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congrats at your potential job at a truck shaped food shack though
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Mar 7, 2017 20:44
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- Bunni-kat
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Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
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So, a chili truck, but the chili is in a dispenser in the window, and the guy inside just refills the dispenser. Bring your own bowl and spoon. $5, exact change only.
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Mar 7, 2017 22:16
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- Pot Smoke Phoenix
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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Splatmaster sits down and thinks about the matter at hand. A food truck idea, but lethargic in nature! He takes in a deep hit, waiting for the thc to hit his brain and help him to formulate a response that, when posted elicits from the reader a smile, or a chuckle, or a thrown shoe.
"It's... he struggles to formulate a reply, It's a single rollerskate, with a box of Tagalong Girl Scout Cookies in it, and you roll it down a hill..." he finishes, satisfied with his creation. One single rollerskate with a box of cookies. Maybe this was enough to answer the OP's question. He could only hope so. Lives could depend on the answer
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Mar 7, 2017 22:48
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- ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
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Kit Fisto's Fist Forager - basically its a stoned star wars meganerd serving great value brand deli meats on a plastic cutting board, you pay per fistful and george lucas somehow gets royalties every time mayonaise is used
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Mar 8, 2017 05:59
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- City of Glompton
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a flatbed truck, a solar panel, and a single vending machine stocked with one product. hope you like Combos
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 8, 2017 07:32
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- TOOT BOOT
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a flatbed truck, a solar panel, and a single vending machine stocked with one product. hope you like Combos
hmmm...yeah <rubs chin thoughtfully>
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Mar 8, 2017 10:03
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- Meeksha
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
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I ride on a Segway (with a helmet no duh) with a trash bag full of RC cola. For only $1 you can have an all-you-can-scoop buffet of RC cola. Remember - it's not flat, it's finely aged.
Meeksha fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Mar 9, 2017
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Mar 9, 2017 18:57
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Same but I don't wear a helmet to cut costs and my price is 50¢!!!!!
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Mar 10, 2017 01:38
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- Cnidario
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The Mayo Truck
I drive my dad's ratty 1986 Toyota pickup and load up the back with vats full of creamy, white mayonnaise. I drive while my dutiful wife sits in the back scoops plates full of mayo for my customers.
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Mar 10, 2017 03:13
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- Space Taxi
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I have a hole in the side of my van with a sign directing customers to throw money in.
If any gets in, while I'm stopped at a light or something, I might toss a sandwich out the window.
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Mar 10, 2017 04:49
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- Meeksha
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
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drat... you darn farecoal!! *shakes fist and wobbles on Segway*
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Mar 10, 2017 13:44
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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drat... you darn farecoal!! *shakes fist and wobbles on Segway*
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Mar 10, 2017 21:50
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- Meeksha
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
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Horse driven carriage that sells carrots while the horse is only able to watch sadly as others eat his treats. "They're not even good though, I don't care!" he thinks to himself. He knows he is lying to himself, but it is how he gets by.
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Mar 10, 2017 22:02
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- ItasteColors
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The "I needed wheels but due to tax loopholes decided to buy a food truck" truck
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Mar 14, 2017 02:17
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- Space Taxi
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I'm a grocery delivery driver. When I'm doing my rounds, I sell whatever people want out the back of the truck.
I don't think I'm going to have this job for very long.
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Mar 18, 2017 03:13
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Dave's Dim Sumpster:
"Hey ya, uhh so throw your trash in the back aaand the dumplings are in the radiator let me just rev her up"
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Mar 18, 2017 21:23
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May 21, 2024 06:24
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- Space Taxi
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Ice cream truck without a refrigerator.
Bring a cup. I'll provide the straw.
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