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What is in the bag?
I am insecure, and this makes me feel better.
I just think it's fun and i don't really know!
A mangosteen Goon Sir!
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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

i like that posted:

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul...

My soul is actually really good and pure because I've protected it with irony and lots of denial, so NUTS TO YOU.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

TheSpamalope posted:

Why is it bannabke?

Jokes are now bannable in gbs

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Jesse Ventura posted:

Considered posting the John Galt speech but it's probably bannable now, smh

Instead of being a loving whiny baby about what may or may not be bannable why not loving :justpost:

Jesus millennials are terrible

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hmmm yeah ok my soul is different than me. My soul is something else, like a ghost in a broom closet. Or some spooky mystical poo poo I don't know about or can't explore.
In every poster's post is their soul, ultimately revealed

:iit:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

i like that posted:

In every poster's post is their soul, ultimately revealed

:iit:

Turn on you're monitor.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
My soul is a dark thorn. And the thorn has barbs. Black barbs. And it's on a black dead rose, that makes black nectar for ghost bees. :smith:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I had my soul removed in order to have more room for spite and bitterness.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I had my soul removed in order to have more room for spite and bitterness.

Word. Being american is loving fantatic.

If youre reading this, gently caress you.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
This is a really good topic for a thread but I don't think GBS is ready for it as a community yet. Maybe nomadologique will post and prove me wrong.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
crippling self-doubt and hatred

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

weapons grade autism

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

an insatiable lust for CUM

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I'm an evangalical Christian

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Trunko posted:

I'm an evangalical Christian

i seen your videos dude you more like whatever the crazy street preachers are

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

the fact that I can only achieve orgasm while actively abusing someone for playing the wrong videogame

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Try to make a joke without irony you can't pussy

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
im garry

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

TheSpamalope posted:

Try to make a joke without irony you can't pussy

ur life is a joke without pussy, you cant iron haha

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Trunko posted:

I'm an evangalical Christian

I'm Christian Slater only cooler. :dukedog:

UncleMoeLester
Oct 25, 2016

Midget Fiddler
Lipstick Apathy
Everything to be fair

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jesse Ventura posted:

Considered posting the John Galt speech but it's probably bannable now, smh

No but quoting it is probatable!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
most of my irony is to temper my arrogance- don't like letting that beast loose. truth is, I would loving eat you people alive if you thought for a minute that you could go toe to toe with me in a debate about hot dogs, which anime boys are cutest... anything!

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
im louis ck!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
who are you mr goon in this vast ironyverse

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
irony != sarcasm

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I'm not hiding anything I'm very upfront about my many many character flaws.

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP
I'm actually just really good at everything. Sailing along in life in fact, very good stuff.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Megaspel posted:

I'm actually just really good at everything. Sailing along in life in fact, very good stuff.

shut it

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
every day i hide how completely good and cool i am by behaving like an irredeemable fuckwit

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