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Bagsack
Mar 29, 2007

I'm a fucking lobster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5dQOYe6yRY

Is it in your lap at all times?

Or are you loving with other folk's poo poo?

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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Ode to this gurf you lil bitch *rubs crotch furiously*

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Gurf what's up??

Bagsack
Mar 29, 2007

I'm a fucking lobster
Oh god

Bagsack
Mar 29, 2007

I'm a fucking lobster
But, that also doesn't answer the question...

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
Post the original one rear end in a top hat

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Pistol GurfPump

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
:gurf:

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
What is a Pistol GripPump? Some kind of women's shoe?

Bagsack
Mar 29, 2007

I'm a fucking lobster

ProfessorMurder posted:

What is a Pistol GripPump? Some kind of women's shoe?

A typo I'll never be okay with.

hand-fed baby bird
May 13, 2009
Don't gently caress with mine m8. Warning you.

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014
a great song about riding the subway

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
make america rage again

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what band is the Rage Against the Machine of today? we need them

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Professor SJW posted:

what band is the Rage Against the Machine of today? we need them

none of them, not even the rage of yesterday exists, bleak times

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I prefer the sawed off shotgun hand on the pump

Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Mar 11, 2017

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i got a pistol grip on my mossberg it's pretty sick

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Professor SJW posted:

i got a pistol grip on my mossberg it's pretty sick

But is your offhand on a forty? Are you puffing on a blunt?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

...and the pitch! posted:

But is your offhand on a forty? Are you puffing on a blunt?

i am always drunk and twisted up on amphetamines when i fire my guns

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Professor SJW posted:

i am always drunk and twisted up on amphetamines when i fire my guns

OK Hunter. Jeezus.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

...and the pitch! posted:

OK Hunter. Jeezus.

it is not advisable to bring your 40 into the gun range, but if you shoot in a cornfield there is no one to stop you from being an irresponsible hillbilly

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Professor SJW posted:

it is not advisable to bring your 40 into the gun range, but if you shoot in a cornfield there is no one to stop you from being an irresponsible hillbilly

this is why i hate the city and city folk

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Professor SJW posted:

it is not advisable to bring your 40 into the gun range, but if you shoot in a cornfield there is no one to stop you from being an irresponsible hillbilly

Maybe this is the American Dream.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

...and the pitch! posted:

Maybe this is the American Dream.

i pretend i'm shooting fascists :911:

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

...and the pitch! posted:

Maybe this is the American Dream.

'Irresponsible hillbilly' is the pure essence of what it is to be American.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
imagine an irresponsible hillibilly with a lot of guns...but he is an SJW :wth:

thats me

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

EX250 Type R posted:

'Irresponsible hillbilly' is the pure essence of what it is to be American.

Roots

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