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FutonForensic

cyberspace is a never-ending nightmare hellscape where no one is safe. only by following jeff's example do we stand a chance.



jeff covers his face so the cybercriminals can't find him. jeff surrounds himself with a protective barrier of portraits and vague clipart. good job, jeff

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FutonForensic



women are at greater risk of being targeted in cyberspace for sexual assault. jeff circumvents this by not being a woman. good job, jeff


FutonForensic



jeff helps roger troll Tinder for granny puss to slay. jeff knows how to pick the juiciest raisins. good job, jeff


FutonForensic



jeff never speaks to coworkers face to face. jeff talks over the phone while staring at his contacts through a hole in the wall. good job, jeff


Manifisto


FutonForensic posted:



women are at greater risk of being targeted in cyberspace for sexual assault. jeff circumvents this by not being a woman. good job, jeff

apparently the red circle barrier is not enough to keep out the floating zeros and ones that menace travelers in cyberspace

a one has already breached the perimeter, that's bad news

FutonForensic



roger likes to reminisce about jeff boasting of his sexual conquests of the elderly. get your mind out of the gutter, roger!


FutonForensic



sometimes Internet Explorer 6 doesn't work too well and the address bar doesn't display. jeff helps remind people what web page they're on. good job, jeff


FutonForensic



jeff likes to spice up the workplace by setting everyone's PC wallpaper to a sick skull. he also changes everyone's screensaver to an animated Matrix scrawl. good job, jeff


vanisher

With free 2 day shipping because of his Amazon PRIME membership, Jeff just can't help but buy the full dish set for his new kitchen.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Twenty Four


FutonForensic posted:



jeff helps roger troll Tinder for granny puss to slay. jeff knows how to pick the juiciest raisins. good job, jeff

lol good job jeff

Space Taxi


Jeff, looking at his credit card statement and realising he spent $500 in a pay-to-win video game.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:



jeff helps roger troll Tinder for granny puss to slay. jeff knows how to pick the juiciest raisins. good job, jeff

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:



jeff helps roger troll Tinder for granny puss to slay. jeff knows how to pick the juiciest raisins. good job, jeff

Space Taxi


Jeff searches his spank bank for someone exciting.

Bill from accounting? Wears weird cologne.
Jane in reception? Pretty enough but has big feet.

Now, Margaret, Jeff's manager. 58, powerful calves and a dominant personality. Now we're talking...

google THIS



Jeff finds alternate ways to pitch his idea to build a tiny railroad after the projector breaks down. The board members are impressed. Quick thinking, Jeff.

FutonForensic



jeff has had it up to HERE with these BSODs! the client needs their direct deposit set up and jeff's not gonna let this bullshit stand in his way! good job, jeff


FutonForensic



cyberspace technology has failed us. jeff's taking the cash straight to the client. how's this for a direct deposit?? good job, jeff


Space Taxi


Women do not exist in cyberspace. Jeff learned this the hard way.

myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère

FutonForensic posted:



jeff helps roger troll Tinder for granny puss to slay. jeff knows how to pick the juiciest raisins. good job, jeff

good job, jeff


sig by vanisher™®

Space Taxi


After Bill's stroke, he was unable to recognize faces, they all looked the same. Jeff spent a compassionate moment describing Bill's wife.

Darkman Fanpage

FutonForensic posted:



jeff never speaks to coworkers face to face. jeff talks over the phone while staring at his contacts through a hole in the wall. good job, jeff

now jeff is thinking with portals

Space Taxi


Janice, this force field restraining order is silly. You know I can change my ways. Give me another chance.

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Fuck My Ass

FutonForensic posted:



jeff helps roger troll Tinder for granny puss to slay. jeff knows how to pick the juiciest raisins. good job, jeff




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

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