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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's on your Amazon shopping trends?
 
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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Apparently from that one time half a year ago I looked into getting one of those ear squirter things, Amazon thinks I'm hardcore into earwax removal.

What weird poo poo does Amazon show you?
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
mine is all enormous buttblugs :pwn:

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
lots of fishing lures and freeze-dried chili

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weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Nooner posted:

mine is all enormous buttblugs :pwn:

nice one.

mine is all lovely knockoff Chinese music equipment that is way overpriced

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Nooner posted:

mine is all enormous buttblugs :pwn:

buttblugs

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Thanks to links I've clicked here, mine is full of sex toys and shirts about my retarded grandson.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jesus Christ posted:

Apparently from that one time half a year ago I looked into getting one of those ear squirter things, Amazon thinks I'm hardcore into earwax removal.

What weird poo poo does Amazon show you?



Jesus Christ!

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
A bunch of sick poo poo because I read the worst things for sale and don't clear my history even though it never makes me laugh and about 9 out of 10 times some utterly banal item makes him rant for a couple paragraphs about kkkapitalism and how life just isn't good anymore since you can buy pocket pussies on amazon. What a frickin whiner.

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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
 Yes the worst things for sale is amazing

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Psycho Society posted:

Yes the worst things for sale is amazing

Pocket pussies on amazon can only improve life for all mankind

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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 Knives, a wrist brace, pipe fittings, and cat toys.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


 my amazon.com is just a bunch of quadcopters



but heres my amazon.co.uk one because i often order UK exclusive bluray releases of crappy movies
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Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

my amazon.com is just a bunch of quadcopters



but heres my amazon.co.uk one because i often order UK exclusive bluray releases of crappy movies




badass

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