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What would Bernie Sanders have done if he had defeated Hillary Clinton in the primary? Won, of course, but what else would he have done, sitting in the White House as our new ruler? Share all your wildest fantasies and most sober cynicisms here, in this thread about an alternate reality we are never going to see.
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Mar 19, 2017 03:10
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Bill: Sorry babe, just one of those nights I guess. Hillary, petulantly: Bernie would have come.
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Mar 19, 2017 03:15
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President Bernie would send his single payer healthcare plan to Congress but the new slim Democratic majority would whine about means testing and tax increases and stall out, leading to a 2018 Republican wave election and the 2020 election of Ted Nugent to the presidency.
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Mar 19, 2017 03:15
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Senator David Clarke
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Mar 19, 2017 03:44
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:President Bernie would send his single payer healthcare plan to Congress but the new slim Democratic majority would whine about means testing and tax increases and stall out, leading to a 2018 Republican wave election and the 2020 election of Ted Nugent to the presidency. Truest thing ever posted.
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Mar 19, 2017 04:05
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Unlike this bullshit with trump it would have been cool to have a bonafide deep state coup/business plot.
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Mar 19, 2017 06:07
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Michelle: I'm sorry Barack I'm just not that into parasailing, or Richard Branson Obama: Bernie would have fun.
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Mar 19, 2017 06:09
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In 2020, Bernie would have run.
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Mar 19, 2017 06:17
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in this alternate universe we're threatening judges for blocking his executive orders
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Mar 19, 2017 06:23
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:Michelle: I'm sorry Barack I'm just not that into parasailing, or Richard Branson OP: I think we should make a joke thread about what could have been Poster: bernie would have pun
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Mar 19, 2017 06:24
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he would've broken paul ryan's staff and shattered his power, before banishing the fallen speaker of the house to the ends of the wretched earth
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Mar 19, 2017 06:28
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zeal posted:he would've broken paul ryan's staff and shattered his power, before banishing the fallen speaker of the house to the ends of the wretched earth this would have somehow have appointed paul ryan to the supreme court, because he is a grandmaster at accidental success
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Mar 19, 2017 06:29
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He would have been shot during the general
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Mar 19, 2017 06:56
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here a thing: who bernie vp ellison or grijalva are obvious contenders; jimmy hoffa, original lineup of The Weavers are darkhorses
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Mar 19, 2017 07:06
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Aliquid posted:here a thing: who bernie vp ghost of Eugene Debs
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Mar 19, 2017 07:18
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Aliquid posted:here a thing: who bernie vp it would have been liz warren
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Mar 19, 2017 09:13
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Aliquid posted:in this alternate universe we're threatening judges for blocking his executive orders
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Mar 19, 2017 10:20
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Ace of Baes posted:it would have been liz warren Donald J. Trump
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Mar 19, 2017 17:35
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...supersized his combo (unlike you op)
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Mar 19, 2017 17:39
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Bernie would have polonium
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Mar 19, 2017 18:00
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no lie polonium would be a bomb rear end name for a daschund
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Mar 19, 2017 19:23
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Mar 20, 2017 04:46
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My doctor was a big fan of the Bern dog which was surprising to me but I'm glad of it and will be a patient of his for as long as I'm allowed to choose doctors.
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Mar 20, 2017 08:00
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hillary goes to an amusement park for a photo-op, but all of the pictures of her are stone-faced and upset looking reporter: "bernie would have fun..."
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Mar 20, 2017 11:36
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Honestly probably not much because Dems would fight him on anything that took away from the donor class
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Mar 20, 2017 11:48
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GlyphGryph posted:What would Bernie Sanders have done if he had defeated Hillary Clinton in the primary?
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Mar 20, 2017 11:58
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GlyphGryph posted:What would Bernie Sanders have done if he had defeated Hillary Clinton in the primary? he would have made a lot of farts that smell like gold bond and shaken his fist at a cloud that's following him around
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Mar 20, 2017 16:34
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he would have started uncontrollably vomiting up cherry stones, like that lady in the witches of eastwick, while being sworn in.
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Mar 20, 2017 21:18
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the instant he won the general the entire DNC would have resigned in protest in a really stupid attempt to own him, like the failed Corbyn coup, only to find out that nobody cares because nobody likes them and then the elected officials in the party would have opposed him at every turn because a good half of them are total sellouts and shills and nothing would get done but boy we'd be real screechy about the neoliberals we prob also wouldn't have weekly hate crimes taking place that'd be nice
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Mar 20, 2017 21:23
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...ate the whole thing?
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Mar 21, 2017 01:00
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We'd be better equipped for the coming war against the Bad Dems.
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Mar 21, 2017 02:33
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Would have used the position to stump for a hostile takeover of the Democratic party, and then lost to a fascist as the bad dems cut his knees out from under. We'd be a lot better off after 4 years, but the bad dems would ruin it all
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Mar 21, 2017 03:40
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I wonder if they would've given him the Nobel Peace Price just for having stopped Donald J. Trump from holding office. It probably would've saved hundred of thousands of lives, if not millions. Now Hillary has more than just Benjamin Ghazi's blood on her hands. She'll also have to atone for every murder the orange man commits.
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Mar 21, 2017 04:16
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He would have implemented full communism, invaded Great Britain and then lost because the military budget went to welfare queens, and we'd all be living under a monarchy right now.
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Mar 21, 2017 04:25
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a national deblasio back turn would have occured, with cops around the country turning away from Washington
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Mar 21, 2017 04:47
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Fiend posted:He would have implemented full communism, invaded Great Britain and then lost because the military budget went to welfare queens, and we'd all be living under a monarchy right now. hows that different lmao
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Mar 21, 2017 05:18
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ScrubLeague posted:hows that different lmao the queen has other people tweet for her.
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Mar 21, 2017 05:39
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:I wonder if they would've given him the Nobel Peace Price just for having stopped Donald J. Trump from holding office. It probably would've saved hundred of thousands of lives, if not millions. So, Carter really is history's greatest monster.
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Mar 21, 2017 06:20
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bernie would have, son
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Mar 21, 2017 07:52
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