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Who is America's Next Top Mongrel?
This poll is closed.
Krustee 163 4.17%
Dog with Mailman Shoes 212 5.43%
Weedwolf 88 2.25%
Rusty 307 7.86%
Missile 170 4.35%
Kayak 407 10.42%
Loukanikos 566 14.49%
Rufus Wolf St. 138 3.53%
Dogface 235 6.01%
Ozzie 136 3.48%
Ivy 128 3.28%
Bella 143 3.66%
Rascal 224 5.73%
Gaston 152 3.89%
Boo 113 2.89%
Monty 280 7.17%
Andy 79 2.02%
Bear 182 4.66%
Maddie 184 4.71%
Total: 2004 votes
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TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

jarofpiss posted:

all dogs go to heaven but loukanikos went to valhalla

e: gently caress, uh. definitely antifa dog should win. he fought alongside the oppressed

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

jarofpiss posted:

all dogs go to heaven but loukanikos went to valhalla

Well he's Greek, so he probably went to Elysium.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
he would be helping cerberus making sure the dead facists stay in the underworld or specifically tartarus

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop


Bella looks like she could be on coinage from any civilization.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Give Rusty Third place, it's your DUTY

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



The lack of toxxes saddens me :colbert:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015







Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Secure 3rd place, we can do it!

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012







He's really lazy today

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

RyokoTK posted:

Well he's Greek, so he probably went to Elysium.

The Elysian Fields, where heroes may indulge their favorite pastimes for eternity.

Loukanikos runs wild and free through wide sunny streets. Righteous protestors are everywhere, sausages are plentiful, and all cops are fat slow and cowardly :unsmith:

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
Here is a picture of Maddie as a puppy, posed with a kitten for comparison.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


As we near the end of the voting period, there's no better time than now to make your pledge in the Donations Thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3814045

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

Missile is the best loving dog, easiest vote of my goddamn life

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

please come down from there

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


dog on roof only respects one man

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
With over 1800 votes, we still don't even have a full page of pledges. Sad!

Loukanikos's nominee is particularly worthy, but all good dogs promote good causes, so no matter which dog wins, your pledge will help someone in need. Come join us.

Duscat posted:

All dogs are good dogs, but some dogs are exceptional, and while kayak the video game dog has to wear goggles every time he goes outside to shield his eyes from Earth's harsh sun, Loukanikos once charged a live tear gas grenade and bit the bejezus out of it!

To honor Loukanikos, my :toxx: shall be two dollars for every percentage point of voters that check Louk in their vote, which I think is currently a bit over $50. If you haven't voted yet, be sure to check Louk so it will go up!

Ride now for Loukanikos! Ride to ruin and the world's end!

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



All the CSPAM voters not putting they money where they mouth is is :sad:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012





Rascal is loving his new beef thigh :3:

It used to look like this two hours ago

FAT32 SHAMER has a new favorite as of 04:20 on Mar 25, 2017

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

funny Star Wars parody posted:

All the CSPAM voters not putting they money where they mouth is is :sad:

We don't have money, that's why we laugh at drump all day :shrug: :capitalism:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
who the hell picked gbs' charity? it's like a joke charity from a fake commercial on SNL

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i really like all those dogs and i want a youtube video of ozzie catching a fish please

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


:siren: Voting is now closed :siren:



Congrats to Loukanikos and C-SPAM's wizard on a water slide for your big win! :cheerdoge:



Kayak made a valiant push late in the week, but ultimately the forums selected Greece's favorite protest dog as America's Next Top Mongrel.

Because Loukanikos won, everyone who posted in the Donation Toxx Thread will be making a donation to the Prison Pet Partnership. If you haven't made a pledge yet, I hope you reconsider and come post in the Donation Toxx Thread with us!

Thanks to the mods for running things in your subforums, the voters for participating, and the dogs for being So Very Good, each and every one of them.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

pig slut lisa posted:

Thanks to the dogs for being So Very Good

:yeah:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well done Loukanikos, who was also a very pretty dog :3:

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
A fine dog indeed. :3:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The hero dog we need

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
at least it wasn't one of these idiots spamming pictures of their canine substitute for a personality

we get it, youve got a dog

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


OMGVBFLOL posted:

at least it wasn't one of these idiots spamming pictures of their canine substitute for a personality

we get it, youve got a dog

Actually, all the dog pics were very good

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

OMGVBFLOL posted:

at least it wasn't one of these idiots spamming pictures of their canine substitute for a personality

we get it, youve got a dog

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

OMGVBFLOL posted:

at least it wasn't one of these idiots spamming pictures of their canine substitute for a personality

we get it, youve got a dog

who hurt you

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

at least it wasn't one of these idiots spamming pictures of their canine substitute for a personality

we get it, youve got a dog

gently caress off this is thread for people who like dogs

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

OMGVBFLOL posted:

at least it wasn't one of these idiots spamming pictures of their canine substitute for a personality

we get it, youve got a dog

yikes dude

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I mean at least we have someone/something that loves us :colbert:

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Ozzie is the best dog, this is empirically correct

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

at least it wasn't one of these idiots spamming pictures of their canine substitute for a personality

we get it, youve got a dog

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Congratulations to all, except the incredibly fail GBS MSPaint Krusty meme dog people, especially this guy.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Congratulations to all, except the incredibly fail GBS MSPaint Krusty meme dog people, especially this guy.

GBS poster here to confirm that the stupid cartoon meme dog sucks and that the rest of the entries are Good Dogs.

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Yay. That's a good dog

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